That Trump-Starmer phone call in full

DT: Send ground troops now. I'm not using US forces as they're too valuable. But you stupid Brits are expendable. Do it now or I'l be rude about you again, wimp.

KS: Now look here...

DT: I said now. Are you stupid? Now means now.

KS: Can I just...

DT: No you can't. Send minesweepers. S end what's left of your navy. Send sub-postmasters. Whatever. And hurry up. And tell NATO to send troops too. Dipshit.

KS: We want peace...

DT: We all want peace prizes, Quier. You ain't getting one. You don't deserve one. You haven't bombed anything. Except your own reputation.

KS: There's no call for...

DT: British boots on the ground, Keir. Now. Or I'll make the price of oil go up, and I'll make borrowing costs go up, and I'll make the price of eggs go up. Hear me, posh boy?

KS: What about...

DT: Time's up, Keir. Do what I say or there'll be big trouble. Tosser.

KS: What did you call me...?

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