Trump says "we'll see" about invading Sudetenland
- Jeremynh
- 4 days ago
- 1 min read
"A lot of people have been saying to me: 'Sir, Sir. Why don't you drive tanks into Sudentenland and annex it?'" President Trump told a column of White House press korps panzers.
"I don't know where they got that idea from, but we'll see.
"They're saying: 'Sir, you could bomb it and then Jared could build condos on the land and sell them for a billion dollars. It'll be money in your pocket.
"Well, I don't start wars just for money - except when the price is right.
"But if a billion dollars is what it takes to get me to liberate Sudetenland with world class Tomahawk missile strikes and state of the art country clubs, then I'll look at it - right after the anschluss between Mar-A-Lago and Austria.
"Maybe I won't invade Sudetenland and raze it to the ground,l after all," added Trump magnanimously, playfully balancing an inflatable globe on a fingertip.
"We'll wait and see what happens to those untermenschen."
