Trump shoots himself in the bonespurs
- Jeremynh
- 14 minutes ago
- 1 min read
Donald Trump is undergoing emergency surgery in Bethesda Naval Hospital in Maryland, having shot himself in the bonespurs in his feet.
"This is a common injury amongst Vietnam War draft dodgers like President Trump who suddenly get very brave later in life and start shooting off missiles at Iran," said a Bethesda hospital podiatrist.
"In doing so, they deliver a high velocity bullet at close range right into their goofy, bone-spurred foot.
"They also look like prize chumps because the war they blithely started results in the Strait of Hormuz being blocked and oil prices soaring, crippling the global economy.
"It's a salutary lesson to all overgrown children like Trump," said the podiatrist. "Don't mess around with America's vast arsenal of weapons when you don't know what the hell you're doing."
"Don't talk to me about the Strait of Hormuz," burbled Donald Chump, coming out of sedation.
"No one's in direr straits than me. My straits are the direst there's ever been."
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