Unarmed man found at Trump golf resort

Security forces have discovered a 'highly suspicious' character wandering around Donald Trump’s golf course in Rancho Palos Verdes.

'The man didn't have so much as a pea-shooter,' explained Sergeant Bangbang of the California police. 'I don't know what he was thinking of. Luckily we carry a spare Glock in the trunk, so he was able to obey his right to carry and we sent him on his way.'

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