US government tells Trump haters where he will be buried
- Jeremynh
- 22 hours ago
- 1 min read
"Since President Trump is turning 80 this year, we thought it appropriate to reveal where his burial site will be," said a spokes-crypt for the Federal Cemeteries Commission.
"That is so people can exercise their First Amendment right, in the eventuality of Trump's death, to spit on his grave.
"The location is the Strait of Hormuz Garden of Rest in Utterloosa, Florida - specially renamed to commemorate the place where his political career met its end.
"Insulting the remains of our late, unlamented leader will be a solemn occasion, so we ask the millions of people who have expressed a wish to spit on Trump's grave to book a slot on our website and form an orderly line at the cemetery.
"For VIPs and leading Democrats prepared to pay extra, we will be opening the coffin on the the midnight following Trump's internment so they can drive a stake through his heart.
"That's if he ever had one."
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