"I'd been looking forward to watching Hunt getting his comeuppance for months", said a disconsolate Ivy Jenkins from Clacton, "Up until June, I'd been picturing Boris Johnson's baffled face as he gets booted out, now he's resigned and Hunt's on his way out I'm reduced to looking forward to watching Rees-Mogg's Nanny drying his eyes."
Mayor of London Sadiq Khan announced today that, if re-elected, he intends to introduce “Audi or above” lanes on London’s roads. ”It’s an idea we’ve been toying with for a while,” he told journalists
Having not had a war for at least a fortnight, the public are suspicious that the US is itchy to drop some democracy bombs on Tehran. One 3-star general denied they were softening public opinion for a
