Wave of fury as country will miss Jeremy Hunt losing his seat

"I'd been looking forward to watching Hunt getting his comeuppance for months", said a disconsolate Ivy Jenkins from Clacton, "Up until June, I'd been picturing Boris Johnson's baffled face as he gets booted out, now he's resigned and Hunt's on his way out I'm reduced to looking forward to watching Rees-Mogg's Nanny drying his eyes."