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Wicked Witch of the West’s Flying Monkey: We're scapegoats for Ruby Slipper failures

One of the flying monkeys from the Wicked Witch of the West’s troop says he and his mistress are being "hung out to dry" to distract from Wizard Of Oz’s government’s "incompetence" on procuring personal brain, heart and courage equipment.

Writing on Golden-X, (formally Goose Twitter) Monkey No 1. said it "suits the agenda" of Dorothy and her raggle taggle band to "scapegoat" them.

The Wicked Witches of the East and West were awarded contracts to supply Ruby Slippers through a so-called "V.I.P. Yellow Brick Road".

They are now being investigated by both the Lullaby League and The Lollipop Guild.

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