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50+ adults re-live their youth by ‘Swimming with condoms’

surf johnnies ahoy!Whilst many of today’s trendy youngsters dream of ‘Swimming with dolphins’ in US-style theme parks, the 50+ generation is increasingly remembering youthful days spent in local rivers and canals ‘Swimming with condoms’ and now lament the disappearance of the french letter experience.

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Jeremy Kyle reunites adopted snow leopard with biological parents

bit the leg off the next guest, dodged the bouncers and headed for the mountainsTalk show host and professional chav-baiter, Jeremy Kyle, has used his daytime TV programme to arrange an emotional reunion between an adopted six year-old snow leopard and its biological parents.

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‘Walking with humans’ now number one thing-to-do-before-you-die for dolphins

next item: don't get caught in tuna netThe practice has recently gained huge popularity among dolphins and has been hailed as one of the most therapeutic and life-affirming experiences the world can offer a sea mammal.

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Nice new developments destroying concrete jungle faster than ever, say campaigners

you can't stop progressUrban environmentalists have launched a campaign to raise awareness of the increased detarmacation of the world’s concrete jungles.

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Rupert Bear mauls farmer to death defending Bill Badger from cull

this is not a time for poetry, ho ho.Farmer George McDonald, 74, was pronounced ‘irretrievably poorly’ at the scene.

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