'My protege Donald is a model oligarch,' an admiring Vladimir Putin told his house-trained hacks in the Kremlin press corps.

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Middle-earth was left reeling this week after dedicated family man and industrious tycoon Sauron was reportedly assassinated.

A British couple who were imprisoned by the Taliban in Afghanistan for nearly eight months have been released but admit, with a small amount of giggling, 'We were totally spying'.

Winner: DickEveryman Runners-Up: "World's tallest man gives speech."  (MrQ); "MAGA supporters told to look out for earthworms." (APepper).

A 14 year old schoolboy has had his cauliflower footwear taken from him at school because they don't follow the school's strict new...

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'It had been a good 24 hours since we'd done something truly despicable, like bombing a hospital in Gaza,' a spokes-F16 for the IDF told ashen faced reporters.

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Hat tip to lockjaw

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Numbers are divided. Some of them want their hash symbol (#) back, some are against the idea. Speaking for 7, 8, 9, the number 10 said,...

Gary Newbold, 27, was the first flat earther sent into space, in a bid by the government to combat conspiracy theorists by exposing them...

In a bid to keep the controversial president safe from the baying crowds, the Royal Household opted for a scaled back State Visit. “We...