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' Obviously we want them to do well, but not that well, not so well that they might actually win. Nobody is going to hit their sales...

Serial bank robber Danny ‘Fingers’ MacGregor is to carry out his penultimate bank job, a move described by police as “unsporting”. ‘As a...

The Referees Association announced today that it’s introducing an automatic penalty (or “autopen”) system for Liverpool FC. “Obviously...

Official auditors for the Tommy Robinson march on Saturday, accountants Yaxley, Lennon and McCartney have confirmed the numbers and claim...

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Police estimate that over 20 million Englanders lined the M6 motorway to watch a cortege of hearses trundle between Carlisle and...

Winner: DickEveryman Runners-Up: "In her imagination, Nadine Dorries was still young." (deskpilot); "Family fed, house cleaned,...

Police forces across the UK were reporting the quietest Saturday afternoon in recent years today. Football matches passed off without any...

Despite a window sticker declaring otherwise, a driver’s lovely steak and ale pie was left in his vehicle overnight and has now been...

Charles has set Harry a target of 10,000 charitable works to secure his rehabilitation to royal life. Every journey begins with the first...

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A Norfolk man had face-binned his breakfast, brunch and a three-course luncheon at his desk by 10:27am it has been confirmed....