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Elon Musk Vows To Purchase And 'Massively Overhaul' Lego Toy Company
In the last 48 hours Elon Musk has made an audacious bid to buy the toy company Lego. After his recent purchase of social media giant...

Guest Author
Aug 23, 2025


Government axes Space Agency, declaring ‘Why go into space when we’ve got the London Eye?’
In a bold move which will save approximately £17.50 per year, the UK government has announced the immediate closure of the UK Space...

Scribbles
Aug 23, 2025


European leaders ask Japanese to develop 500” and 1,000” TVs
After peace talks in Yankeeland failed to interest the US President in stopping the war in Ukraine, a new initiative in offering Putin a...

ModelMaker
Aug 22, 2025


Drink yourself thin!
Scientists, nutritionists and your mum have all noticed the same thing - food makes you fat. 'There's no doubt about it,' said a senior...

Throngsman
Aug 22, 2025


6 bullsh*t reasons for dumping sewage in the sea
You might be struggling to understand why water companies regularly spurt out tonnes of our faecal matter into rivers and the sea....

ChrisF
Aug 22, 2025


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Aug 22, 2025


Lockjaw
Aug 22, 2025


‘Reconnect with nature’, urges Princess Kate, whose family owns half of it
The Princess of Wales has released her latest Mother Nature video, in which she encourages us all to ‘reconnect with nature’ - though her...

Scribbles
Aug 22, 2025


If Ukraine war ends, how will Starmer get to do his serious face?
Any peace plan must include alternate photo ops, insisted Sir Keir, who was worried that voters would discover he has nothing else to do...

Wrenfoe
Aug 21, 2025


Epping residents unsafe
'In short, residents of Epping are unsafe,' said legal representative, Hope Porter. 'They are unsafe in that they are a danger to others,...

Steveb
Aug 21, 2025

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Aug 21, 2025

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Aug 21, 2025


Nasa giant new Moon rocket looks awfully like a d$ck
The space agency denied they were overcompensating but acknowledged they had accepted a sponsorship deal with Viagra. The new rocket is...

Wrenfoe
Aug 21, 2025
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