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A man with an umbrella has been detained in the UK's new 'one in, one out' deal with German weather houses. This has allowed a woman in a frilly skirt carrying a basket of flowers to emerge from the building.

With hosepipe bans in place and others on the way across the UK as the country experiences drought conditions. Those who don’t comply...

'Big Pharma hasn’t found a way to cure of chronic left wing tendencies, which are clearly aberrant and anti-American and a threat to the natural order of things. '

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Our media correspondent understands from someone that they know, who is mates with someone associated with the Bond Franchise, that Tommy Robinson may be considered to be the next James Bond.

The House of Commons Speaker, Lindsey Hoyle, has declared that there can be no independent investigation into his illicit behaviour, because he has a note from his Mum.

Following a series of politicians being rushed to hospital with broken bones, the Health and Safety Executive has been called in to...

TV viewers are reportedly 'delighted' that the new series of Masterchef is en route to featuring no contestants whatsoever.

Next, unwanted children. However, neither are likely to be substantial enough to satisfy hungry predators.

August 2024 The Paris Olympics come to an end. Britain wins 65 medals and comes in third behind the USA and China. More importantly, we...

After eight years of 'will they, won't they', the forecast for the relationship between the Met Office and the BBC is hot, hot, hot.

It’s the time of year when marrows happen at an alarming rate and keen gardeners attempt to pass on these firm green zeppelins to family,...