A bible reading from the Book of Epic Fury

And it came to pass that Israel, spoilt child of America, waxed exceeding wrath at the Persians and smote them with all the stuff that America had given them.

And lo, they slew the supreme leader, whereupon they and their sugar daddy Donald fell to gloating and cackling whilst amongst the chief Persians there was a wailing and a gnashing of teeth.

And then the Persians waxed wrath and smote all the countries around them which were America's allies - which wasn't the plan. Verily, it was not the plan at all.

Then the neighbouring countries waxed wrath at America and their batshit crazy leader Donald, saying unto him:

'Behold the state of these luxury hotels which the Persians smote in retaliation for you smiting them.

'Who in the name of arse is going to stay in them now? You've totally ruined our tourist industry, you demented monkey boy.

'Now sod off out of our lands and take all your naval bases and air bases with you. With friends like you, who needs bleeding enemies?

And Donald waxed wrath at this unintended consequence, and wailed and gnashed his teeth for forty days and nights on Fox News. But verily, he had no one to blame but his stupid self.

Here endeth the lesson.