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Government operationalises the word operationalise

The UK government has promised loyal voters and other instantaneously flammable backbenchers that it will operationalise the word operationalise in the next 10-12 weeks.

'It represents excellent taxpayer value for money to operationalise words, and this particular operationalisation of a word has only cost £600 million so far. This is a government which delivers on its promises and always does what it says it is going to do. In terms of terms.

'And we are going much further. An increase in the defence budget to 2.5% of GDP means that we will be able to spend £64 billion on delivering our pledge to weaponize the word weaponize.'


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