Musk summonsed on charge of fly-tipping
- Chipchase
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Weirdo trillionaire, Elon Musk, has been summonsed by the Lunar Magistrates' Court we can report. Specifically in the matter of aggravated fly-tipping a large chunk of space rocket in or around the vicinity of the Moon's Einstein Crater.
An environment spokesman for the Man in the Moon said, 'This guy Musk has been caught bang to rights. Just say the guvnor had been out for a stroll and that pile of scrap metal landed on him. He'd not have been too best pleased I can tell you. We're taking this matter seriously and have not ruled out a custodial sentence.'
Meanwhile, to the surprise of absolutely no one, Musk responded by calling a press briefing where he brandished a chainsaw in a threatening manner, jumped around like a demented halfwit and wore a gormless expression whilst circling a sixty-foot tall balloon with lunar map printed on it.
When Musk's former best pal, Donald Trump, was asked to comment on the incident he said, 'Wow, that schmuck almost makes me look sane.'
