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Next Dr. Who/James Bond shortlist down to 50 million

The entire adult population of the UK is still in the running for both iconic roles, all with the necessary acting talent, all except for James Corden.

The fact that anyone could be considered, is a tribute to diversity casting but also a comment on how sh$t Idris Elba’s agent is. Asked about the millions listed, one Producer said: ‘That’s slightly shorter than an NHS waiting list’.

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