UK world leader in Nanatechnology
With AI being dominated by US tech companies, the UK is fighting back with an advanced technology, Nanatechnology.
'While the world is draining reservoirs to keep AI data centres running just to create funny videos of cats, we're harnessing the power of the Nana,' said a government spokesman.
'Need to know when the clocks go back? Where the sticky tape is kept? How to knit a nuclear weapon? Just ask Nana,' he said.
The aim is to network the country's Nanas to create a SuperNana, capable of predicting drizzle at the weekend, finding matches for every odd sock in Britain and ensuring every UK resident gets a fifty pence coin Sellotaped to the inside of every birthday card every year,' he added.
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