World relaxes now they realise Trump wants Iceland
- Throngsman
- 2 minutes ago
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Despite confusion at Davos during Trump's speech, where people thought he had lost his mind and confused Greenland with Iceland due to the amount of frozen snow in Greenland, analysts now understand that the President was pitching for the US to buy out a major frozen food chain instead.
'It's true the President is prepared to send troops into Iceland HQ in Deeside, north Wales if necessary, but in reality he just wants to buy the chain and launch it in the US,' said White House spokesperson Caroline Leavitalone. 'And he's coming for Timpsons next,' she said. A Timpsons spokesman said, 'cobblers'.
