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'You don't need a degree to be a Prime Minister as incompetent as me'

Any of the last five polished Prime Minister turds could have said these words, so it doesn't matter which f*cking one. All demonstrated A-stars in cowardice, earned a First in tragic incompetence, graduated with full honours in piss poor decision making, and were top of their classes in disguising basic knowledge acquisition.

Random chimps with no formal education at all would have done better.

Unhelpfully, there isn't a random chimp party you can vote for, so we're all still stuck with this procession of brain ache.

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