ArtsBiscuit
In an unexpected move attempting to sew some harmony and good feeling into the fabric of Britain’s Brexit-buffeted bruised and broken society, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced he has struck a deal with ITV2 and Prince Edward to make an It’s a Knockout-style TV show featuring the current ‘young royals” [read...]
The broadcast media world is said to be in a state of ‘totally pissing itself’ after Piers Morgan, spontaneously combusted live on ITV’s Good Morning Britain breakfast show this morning, leaving nothing behind but a charred pile of steaming bile. [read...]
Dozens of shows at this years Fringe festival have been cancelled because comedians say it has become impossible to come up with anything as funny as Boris Johnson’s latest uncosted policy pledge. Comedian Jason Beesley says he cancelled his show and returned home after waking up to find the PM had promised an extra £100m… [read...]
Having reached its season finale, fraudulent fans of the ITV reality show, can go back to feigning interest in other fake relationships – such as Harry & Meghan, Boris & Carrie and Democracy & the UK. [read...]
Boris Johnson’s newly formed cabinet has received an inferior rating from the public than the DC Comics film Justice League. The Justice League was panned upon its release in 2017, with critics suggesting it was the worst grouping of people in history with one-dimensional characters and poor performances all round. [read...]
