ArtsBiscuit
In a week that has seen a postcard signed by the Fab Four discovered in a cupboard in Wrexham and two reels of interviews with the famous foursome in a bread bin in Swansea, a bouncer from the Llandrindod Wells Wetherspoons pub claims that he has found an extended portion of human excretia in a… [read...]
Brexit developments over the coming weeks are to be distilled into an easy to-digest one-hour show, accompanied by atmospheric helicopter shots of borders in the sea, regular cutaways to eyebrow raises from Karen Brady, and with the usual cast of clueless hopefuls operating out of a historic London House. [read...]
The news is sure to be welcomed by dope-smoking daydreamers and airheads the length and breadth of the land, as it will no longer mean they have to hide their copies of Yes, Genesis and ELP albums for fear of being handed down lengthy prison terms. [read...]
The much-publicised revamp of the Thomas the Tank Engine TV series, in which traditional characters and storylines are to get a injection of 21st century realism, was in chaos today, after the owners of Sodor’s track system announced they would not be able to complete the repairs and upgrades to the network in time for the first episode. [read...]
With his Union Jack underpants pulled up over his ill-fitting suit, and his amazing ability to piss-off everything in sight, Johnson desperately seeks a cure for the right-wing propaganda that contaminated his brain cells and turned him into The Incredibly Annoying Hulk. [read...]
