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Benedict Cumberbatch ‘magnificent’ as Bloke in Tesco

Benedict Cumberbatch has blown away the critics after a ‘magnificent, power-house performance’ at the Brent Cross Hendon Way Tesco Superstore in Cricklewood.

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1D to join Kurdish Peshmerga fighters

In a shock move, One Direction have announced a break from music in order to battle the so-called Islamic State alongside Peshmerga fighters in northern Syria.

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Guardian urges readers to vote for first LGBT 007

‘A James Bond for the 21st century has to reflect the new century’s gender diversity as part of its core values, which is why we urge readers to vote for Grayson Perry as the new 007.’

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Early edition of Antiques Roadshow valued at £400,000

‘I found the recording in the attic,’ explained Bill Evans. ‘I couldn’t play it myself, but the handwriting on the end of the tape said it was from August 1979.

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Edinburgh man hires out rectal passage as Fringe venue

Feedback from the opening performances has been encouraging with most audience members seeming happy with their ringside seats.

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