With the threatened delay of the UK’s ‘Freedom Day’ from Lockdown, many citizens have taken to the streets to demand cheap package holidays, karaoke and universal suffrage – only kidding with that last one, they just want half-price cocktails. [read...]
Guinness were delighted to announce that the first evening of GB News has been awarded a world record for uses of the word “woke” in an hour. Starting at 8pm with a monologue about their pride to be British from GB News Head Andrew Neil, [read...]
The UK are surprise favourites to win the Eurovision Song Contest, being held in Rotterdam. This follows Boris Johnson’s decision to deploy the largest British naval fleet since the Falklands War to the seas surrounding Rotterdam, [read...]
In a twist that has shocked fans to the core, it has been announced that Line of Duty will be part of a new breakaway Police Drama Super League from 2022.
The popular show will join a league of 12, [read...]
Millions of viewers were left disappointed on Sunday evening, as the Series Six finale of popular police anti-corruption drama Line of Duty left many fans with an empty feeling of soulless disappointment and despair, on a scale not registered since the result of the 2019 General election. [read...]