ArtsBiscuit
The Play School toys have reacted with trademark reserve and passivity on hearing that their all time favourite presenter Brian Cant has passed away, it has been revealed. After breaking the news to them at their comfortable retirement home in the media museum in Bradford, [read...]
In a move that has disappointed some of its more traditional band members, Sergeant Pepper has launched his Lonely Hearts Club online as a dating site. The 50-year-old club has been a “late adopter” of modern technology, [read...]
As ‘the greatest show on earth’ closes, many a Harlequin or Auguste will be returning to their natural habitat – a pie factory, the fevered imagination of Stephen King or ‘a career in frontline politics’. [read...]
An actress whose name nobody can quite remember has chosen the occasion of her 40th birthday to hit out at an industry she claims is obsessed with youth and beauty, adding that she should know as she’s been relying on it for years. [read...]
Scots indie band Mugwump have announced that they are going back on the road in a bid to take advantage of the publicity caused by Boris Johnson’s Sun article attacking Jeremy Corbyn. The East Kilbride band went to number 73 in the charts in 1994 with their song ‘Clunge Box’ and followed this up with… [read...]
