ArtsBiscuit
A Banksy artwork of a young girl firing a sling shot of flowers that appeared on a wall in Bristol on Valentine’s day, has had the words “BCC wankers” sprayed over it in bright day-glo pink paint. [read...]
Following further thinly-veiled threats by Prime Minister and utter moron Boris Johnson, the BBC has announced that as part of a cost-cutting exercise to save paying top stars large salaries, it will close its world-famous drama department later this year. [read...]
Hot on the heels of the announcement that her This Morning co-presenter is gay, Holly Willoughby has admitted that for the past ten years she has been the head of a Columbian drugs cartel. In a statement to the ITV network Holly announced that she has been controlling nearly the entire South American cocaine supply chain, [read...]
Updated training in performing exaggerated slow hand-claps just after a detective has painstakingly revealed to the assembled cast how you committed your crime will become compulsory for villains in TV cop drama from Autumn 2020, [read...]
John Humphrys commented in his Daily Mail column: ‘I think the BBC should not be allowed any letters at all, because of its insistence on paying women as much as me. Many of these women are actually men dressed up as women so they can use ladies lavatories at Broadcasting House, [read...]
