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Fans in shock over revelation new Doctor Who is from Yorkshire
The Tardis can only travel within Yorkshire, ‘since there’s nowhere else worth goin’ ter’. [read...]
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Disney’s new musical tells heart-warming tale of the Von Trump family
In a bid to corner the lucrative crossover market that combines political thriller, post-apocalyptic horror and Christmas family favourite, Disney has announced that it is giving the green light to a new film, provisionally called The Von Trump Family Presidency. [read...]
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Theresa May wows Glastonbury with her face painting
While Jeremy Corbyn pandered to youngsters at the Glastonbury Festival with his vision of hope and love, the Prime Minister Theresa May nailed the John Peel Stage with her avant-garde bukkake madrigal and balloon animals, [read...]
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Play School Toys react stoically to news of Brian Cant’s passing
The Play School toys have reacted with trademark reserve and passivity on hearing that their all time favourite presenter Brian Cant has passed away, it has been revealed. After breaking the news to them at their comfortable retirement home in the media museum in Bradford, [read...]
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Dorothy May & The Wizened Of Oz
Running through the wheat fields of Oxfordshire with her little dog FarFar, Dorothy May heard a shout of ‘Get orf moi land!’ ‘Oh dear, we have been terribly naughty, FarFar,’ she said, and felt suddenly dizzy at the very idea. [read...]