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The BBC has made the shock admission that the latest Eastenders plot line is just another tedious metaphor for BREXIT. This week the Taylor family matriarch saw a terrible decision of many months ago culminate in the possible loss of the family dog, [read...]
Attempts to produce a cleaning agent strong enough to wipe the smirk off Boris Johnson’s face have so far come to nothing admitted market brand leaders Reckitt Benckiser. A spokesperson for the company said progress had been frustratingly slow but they still hoped for a breakthrough one day. [read...]
Red-faced executives at John Lewis are back-peddling as quickly as they can today after this year’s much-anticipated Christmas advert has quickly become a PR disaster. The two-minute plus mini-movie featuring a dragon called Excitable Edgar, [read...]
‘I don’t think she realised how popular Windy Castle is in the UK’ said Time’s Jared West ‘it’s totally insane over there…they even use the theme tune as their national anthem….that’s how insane it is’ [read...]
In a week that has seen a postcard signed by the Fab Four discovered in a cupboard in Wrexham and two reels of interviews with the famous foursome in a bread bin in Swansea, a bouncer from the Llandrindod Wells Wetherspoons pub claims that he has found an extended portion of human excretia in a… [read...]
