ArtsBiscuit
In a disastrous misunderstanding of how airhead celebrity culture works, a minor Kardashian has insisted on being in some way involved in creating a product marketed with her name on it. “I just thought it would be, [read...]
In a speech to production workers in Bradford, who just wanted to eat their lunch, Prime Minister, Theresa May sent a warning to the UK and the EU, saying there is a ‘real risk’ the UK may still have to take part in the excruciating acid-trip that is Eurovision. [read...]
It’s emerged today that due to a mix up at the BBC, an unbroadcast pilot of Good Morning Britain, featuring the first ever meeting of hosts Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid, was accidentally transmitted in place of the new Alan Partridge vehicle, [read...]
Spy thriller author John Le Carre has announced that the title of his forthcoming book will be ‘Tinker, Tailor, Unemployed, Deliveroo’. The book will see famous spymaster George Smiley confound his Russian counterparts once and for all by closing down Britain’s secret services, [read...]
Following her Oscar win for Best Actress, it has emerged that Olivia Colman will now be in every film or TV programme that gets made until further notice. ‘It started the morning after the Oscars,’ [read...]
