ArtsBiscuit
Following her victory in the House of Commons and a determined resilience against what experts worldwide are calling an acute lack of self-awareness, Theresa May is said to be currently in talks with Netflix over a new Choose Your Own Adventure style TV series. [read...]
Theresa May announced plans tonight to spend the weekend redrafting her Brexit plan at an isolated hotel in the Canadian Rockies. The PM will head for the hotel on Friday, and is expected to spend the weekend hunched over a typewriter making ‘a few tweaks’ to the draft withdrawal agreement. [read...]
Gold have refused to reveal any of the plot-lines of the new episode. However, leaks suggest that viewers may have to choose between whether or not Grandad breaks a chandelier, which could result in Del and Rodney getting chased by an alligator in Florida, [read...]
Critics have hailed the new biopic of Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg as ‘an artistic triumph’. ‘Boz and Moggy’ stars John C. Reilly as Boris and Steve Coogan as Jacob. The two are said to have put an incredibly amount of work into making the characters come to life on the big screen. [read...]
Leave-voting men have been advised to take charge of the TV remote control in case their Remainer children get any ideas post-Brexit. ‘Why we have to have these films in, let’s face it, foreign languages is beyond me,’ said movement leader Mick Smith. [read...]
