ArtsBiscuit
The Church of England has announced plans to introduce an ‘open marriage’ option to its wedding ceremony repertoire, for couples who plan on immediately cheating. The move was inspired by the recent new-age trend of people entering marriage with no intention whatsoever of respecting their vows. [read...]
He is an internationally famous professional ballroom dancer who dabbled disastrously in centre-left politics. She earned her fame on the radio by saying things about pop records, putting them on, then taking them off and saying more things, [read...]
Occasionally controversial broadcaster, Channel 4, has today revealed that its new set for the twee, middle-class family favourite ‘The Great British Bake-Off’, will be the crack house of its now defunct popular soap opera, Brookside. [read...]
The most watched show on television, ‘David Cameron’, who is currently in his seventh season, will be leaving his ancestral homeland at the BBC for pastures new, it has emerged. [read...]
‘We’d like to talk to David in relation to a number of ongoing enquiries, particularly his views on Brexit, Sam Allardyce’s first competitive squad, and whether baking is the new rock and roll,’, said a spokesperson for Five Live. [read...]
