ArtsBiscuit
Popular rap/pop crossover artist Craig David had his Jobseekers Allowance controversially stopped, after it was revealed that he had not been genuinely seeking gainful employment over a recent 7 day period. The news was broken to David at his local Jobcentre Plus in Southampton, [read...]
‘Why the long face?’ is a question that may soon be relegated to the past thanks to the release of the incredible Gregg Wallace fixed-grin device. Fitting neatly and invisibly into the corners of the mouth ‘The Wallace’ claims to turn all frowns upside down in a nano-second. [read...]
The cardboard storage box used by Dominic Cummings to carry his stuff out of No 10 Downing Street has been installed as hot favourite for a best supporting actor BAFTA, after a performance in the latest instalment of the The Downing Street Shit Show that has mesmerised and captivated audiences, [read...]
The nation’s favourite annual appeal hits the telly boxes this week. Promising a jam-packed extravaganza of top Tory toff entertainment, the show will be hosted by the hilarious and ever-popular human dynamo, Michael Gove. After raising a record £36bn last year for such deserving Tory causes as the penal reform group ‘Hang ’em High,’ [read...]
‘The Despair Shop’, where precious but faded treasures are restored to their former glory and old duffers are reduced to blubbering wrecks, opens its doors again tonight on BBC1. The show kicks off with Salford publican, [read...]
