As ‘the greatest show on earth’ closes, many a Harlequin or Auguste will be returning to their natural habitat – a pie factory, the fevered imagination of Stephen King or ‘a career in frontline politics’. [read...]
An actress whose name nobody can quite remember has chosen the occasion of her 40th birthday to hit out at an industry she claims is obsessed with youth and beauty, adding that she should know as she’s been relying on it for years. [read...]
Scots indie band Mugwump have announced that they are going back on the road in a bid to take advantage of the publicity caused by Boris Johnson’s Sun article attacking Jeremy Corbyn. The East Kilbride band went to number 73 in the charts in 1994 with their song ‘Clunge Box’ and followed this up with… [read...]
The biggest girl group of the 1980s have announced that they are to re-form with their original line-up and stand against the Prime Minister Theresa May in her Maidenhead constituency. The group will campaign on an anti-Brexit pro-European platform with a touch of catchy dance-oriented pop music thrown in. [read...]
Fears were expressed today for the employment prospects of the nation’s newspaper columnists, following the revelation that software has been developed that can do their jobs for them.
Originally dubbed the Toynbot, as it was intended to cover for Polly Toynbee at the Guardian during her summer sojourns in Tuscany, [read...]