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New Banksy artwork found painted onto David Beckham’s bum

GoldenballsArt experts are said to be ‘hugely excited’ after new adverts for clothing chain H&M revealed a new work by the reclusive artist Banksy, sprayed onto David Beckham’s arse without his knowledge in a withering critique of celebrity underwear endorsements.

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King Kong bemoans lack of giant ape-friendly buildings

The 25 foot-tall movie icon believes that the continued failure to cater for over-sized gorillas when designing public buildings stems from a deep-rooted prejudice against the giant ape community.

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Clarkson defends new series of ‘The Black and White Top Gear Show’

also available in Ferrari 458Clarkson and his co-presenters have been criticised for ‘blacking up’ once again, although some say the practice was acceptable when the show first aired in the 1950s.

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Outed ex-pro Robbie Savage calls for tolerance of football’s thespians

but soft, what goal from yonder route one ball breakethFootballing macho man Robbie Savage gave 110 per cent every game, but there was one thing he could never admit to, until his career was over. He was a thespian.

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Adoption agencies overwhelmed after first episode of ‘My Big Fat Gypsy’

After Channel 4′s heart-warming story about a man and his pet gypsy, adoption agencies are warning that it’s not all plain-sailing if you take on a caravan enthusiast.

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