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Katy Perry’s performance has been called a ‘powerful allegory’ in support of the extension of parking restrictions around Chadwell Heath station. ‘Not since Dylan sang’ How many roads must a man walk down, before you c all him a man?’ in support of the pedestrianisation of Romford High Street, [read...]
Danny Dyer will appear on the next £20 note, it has emerged. The English actor will controversially replace artist JMW Turner as the Banknote Character Advisory Committee’s number one choice. According to Bank of England Governor, [read...]
The Grim Reaper was unveiled as the new 2017 host of I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here today, after impressing producers throughout 2016 during a series of screen tests. Grim will take over from Ant and Dec, [read...]
Despite a long association with everlasting happiness and prosperity, Heaven has failed to convince AA Gill, the respected critic who died at the weekend. The news of Mr Gill’s acerbic review of the hereafter, published earlier today, [read...]
Publishers Random House have admitted that ‘’What I See’, the first book by Brooklyn Beckham, is a concession to his father David’s literary preferences, in that it comprises 300 photographs taken by the teenager. The original version was a 70,000-word tome entitled “On the Bench: A Treatise on Childhood Personality Development in an Environment of Subjugation due to Parental Public Acclaim – A Psychoanalytic Perspective’. [read...]
