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Trump and Kim sign declaration condemning Gary Barlow
No sooner had Donald Trump built bridges with one dictatorial adversary, up pops another in the shape of musical Mancunian Gary Barlow. [read...]
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Evil republican plot foiled by arrival of royal baby
The Metropolitan Police are currently investigating a republican plot against the monarchy. This culminated in an evening of entertainment last Saturday so horrendous as to almost depress Her Majesty into abdicating. Fortunately, the arrival of yet another royal sprog two days later appears to have stabilised the situation for now. [read...]
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Elvis impersonator admits 42nd birthday probably his last
As Elvis impersonator Robert Young enters his 43rd year, his commitment to faithfully mimicking his rock’n’roll idol is visibly taking its toll. ‘I found it hard to match the King’s 26 stone, but by gorging on 25 hamburgers a day washed down by milkshakes, [read...]
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Kate “thrilled” as successful, elegant, non-pregnant woman joins Royal family
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has said she is ‘absolutely thrilled’ to learn of the engagement between her brother-in-law Prince Harry and the young, poised and multi-talented actress and international women’s rights advocate Meghan Markle. ‘Yes, [read...]
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Royal engagement marred by media focus on ‘colour’
The UK Commission for Racial Equality has today raised concerns regarding yesterday’s media coverage of the latest royal engagement, citing excessive references to ‘inter-racial’ marriage. Channel4 news came under the heaviest criticism after lining up an array People of Ginger and interviewing them about their view of the match. [read...]