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Royal household to enjoy ‘Wear What You Like’ day

it could all get a bit kinkyIn joint celebration of this year’s summer holidays and the impending milestone of becoming Britain’s longest reigning monarch, Her Majesty the Queen is to instigate a ‘Wear What You Like’ day for the Royal Household, palace officials have revealed.

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Keith Richards ‘may have taken performance enhancing drugs‏’

just put it all down to a spoon or two of brown sugarThe worlds of athletics and music have been thrown into confusion with the allegation that the Rolling Stones’ guitarist may have used banned substances.

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Get Gary Glitter’s vile new album FREE with the Daily Mail

Exclusively in this Saturday’s outraged Daily Mail, we bring you the songs too sick to publish, from the convicted paedo pop star we said should never be heard from again.

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Chris Evans ‘can’t wait’ to be a little bit racist

'Don't forget your fatwa!'The BBC has announced that Mr. Evans will be the latest recipient of TV’s ‘carte blanche’ – the freedom to offend with impunity. At an unveiling ceremony the TV and radio personality was handed an oversized blank cheque, a box-set of ‘Love thy neighbour’ and the keys to Richard Hammond.

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Kate Moss fails to disguise herself as hand luggage

EasymoneySupermodel and infamous supporter of Colombian farming, Kate Moss, has been escorted off an EasyJet plane, having been caught imitating a Burberry bag.

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