CelebBiscuit
Publicists for Ellen DeGeneres have been forced to defend historical images of her enjoying water-polo with Pol Pot, table-tennis with Hitler and ice-curling with Fred and Rosemary West. This comes after a photo emerged of her, [read...]
Current Prime Minister Boris Johnson suffered yet another body blow today as his distinctive blond hair announced it was resigning from his head. The messy coiffure issued a statement saying: ‘I can no longer support the direction the rest of Boris Johnson is going. [read...]
Sir Elton John says he and husband David Furnish are planning to go ‘carb neutral’ in an effort to save the planet. The chubby singer/songwriter said that from now on, every time he eats a pie he will offset the carb footprint by planting a stick of celery or munching on a carrot stick. [read...]
Dissatisfied with the Conservative Party’s recent performance in government, lead singer of the Happy Mondays, Shaun Ryder, has declared his intention to enter the race to become party leader and Prime F***ing Minister. [read...]
Donald Trump has sensationally stormed out of Buckingham Palace following reports of a bitter row with the Queen. It has emerged that, over lunch, the US president broached a previously undeclared matter – his plans to develop an exclusive golf club in the grounds of the palace, [read...]
