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An evening with Piers Morgan enters fifth day
GMB co-host Susanna Reid said: ‘Wow! He’s still on-stage? Really? Although it doesn’t actually surprise me. Because once he gets onto Trump he never fecking well shuts up. [read...]
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New Grand Designs series to be punters building debtors prison for Kevin McCloud
Channel 4 have announced that they will cash in on the publicity surrounding the liquidation of the property companies founded by Kevin McCloud, by launching a new series, where all the 280 small investors who lost their money on his £2.4m ‘mini-bonds’ [read...]
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Ellen photographed watching lacrosse with Bin Laden
Publicists for Ellen DeGeneres have been forced to defend historical images of her enjoying water-polo with Pol Pot, table-tennis with Hitler and ice-curling with Fred and Rosemary West. This comes after a photo emerged of her, [read...]
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Johnson’s hair resigns from his head
Current Prime Minister Boris Johnson suffered yet another body blow today as his distinctive blond hair announced it was resigning from his head. The messy coiffure issued a statement saying: ‘I can no longer support the direction the rest of Boris Johnson is going. [read...]
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Sir Elton to go ‘carb neutral’ in effort to save planet
Sir Elton John says he and husband David Furnish are planning to go ‘carb neutral’ in an effort to save the planet. The chubby singer/songwriter said that from now on, every time he eats a pie he will offset the carb footprint by planting a stick of celery or munching on a carrot stick. [read...]