CelebBiscuit
As Elvis impersonator Robert Young enters his 43rd year, his commitment to faithfully mimicking his rock’n’roll idol is visibly taking its toll. ‘I found it hard to match the King’s 26 stone, but by gorging on 25 hamburgers a day washed down by milkshakes, [read...]
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has said she is ‘absolutely thrilled’ to learn of the engagement between her brother-in-law Prince Harry and the young, poised and multi-talented actress and international women’s rights advocate Meghan Markle. ‘Yes, [read...]
The UK Commission for Racial Equality has today raised concerns regarding yesterday’s media coverage of the latest royal engagement, citing excessive references to ‘inter-racial’ marriage. Channel4 news came under the heaviest criticism after lining up an array People of Ginger and interviewing them about their view of the match. [read...]
Two of the country’s Big Six energy companies, SSE and Npower, and so-called media typhoons Jedward are to merge to create the UK’s largest and least stable energy provider. Spokespersons for SSE and Npower predict harnessing the natural exuberance of the perpetually motive entertainers could yield an output of energy greater by far than anything possible with nuclear energy, [read...]
Great British Bake Off judge Prue Leith has spoiled Halloween for the children who came to her door by blurting out the punchlines to all their jokes. The news comes hours after the presenter inadvertently tweeted the name of this year’s Bake Off winner. [read...]
