HealthBiscuit
Crematoria throughout the UK are preparing contingency plans to cope with an expected increased body count in the event of the UK delaying its exit from the EU beyond 29 March. [read...]
‘Through a combination of elaborate dance and brute force, we will pin you to the ground and administer a rigorous prostate examination, a cervical swab and remove your appendix – just in case’. [read...]
‘Technology can be so cruel sometimes,’ said Elaine. ‘Screening, radiotherapy, an endoscopy that murdered all of his fellow polyps, then a gruelling twelve-week course of chemotherapy – you name it, the NHS threw it at Nigel. [read...]
Just seven sessions a week, standing outside a pub sharing lighters with complete strangers, gave Susan the confidence to talk to people she didn’t know. ‘I’m much more outgoing now and can make friends with anyone. [read...]
An Edinburgh gym and spa club is looking to recruit an over-opinionated morbidly obese man to talk complete shit in the sauna, steam room and Jacuzzi after the previous incumbent retired. The post is being advertised with an annual salary of £25K though the successful candidate will be expected to tell fellow sauna users that… [read...]
