HealthBiscuit
James Carrick, 35, from Islington, has spoken of his ‘terrifying ordeal’ after his plan to access priority shopping with a fake NHS ID backfired. ‘It’s not worth it guys,’ he said.
‘Sure, I got two days of easy access to pasta and loo rolls. [read...]
The Coronavirus epidemic is actually a cunning ploy by the Baby Boom generation to screw around with everyone else once more before they go, or in many cases, while they actually go, it has emerged. [read...]
Symptoms include an affected air of knowing best, compulsive lying, a reduced ability to think and constantly harking back to World War II for no rational reason. [read...]
‘Health of our people is of paramount importance to us,” management explained in an organisation-wide circular, “therefore to reduce risk of exposure to infection we’re calling for all potential martyrs to consider detonating themselves away from busy markets or tourists sites where significant crowds may gather.’ [read...]
Supermarkets across the UK say they are running dangerously low on all food supplies although nearly all stocks of porridge remain unaffected. They say all fresh, frozen and tinned produce are now gone and there are just a handful of dried pulses still remaining. [read...]
