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Health Secretary Matt Hancock has said the rules surrounding eating a burger while simultaneously riding a bicycle will be relaxed as from the start of next week. Currently there are strict guidelines governing how cyclists should engage while riding a bicycle on UK highways. [read...]
The government’s legendary coronavirus track and trace system, said to be world-beating by Boris Johnson, has been dismissed as an abject failure. After the trial of a £12bn app on the Isle Of Wight which refused to function on mobile telephonic communication devices, [read...]
Matt Hancock has called out the coronavirus as a wimp, that should come over here if it thinks it is hard enough, it has been revealed. The news comes just a day after the Health Secretary announced in the playground at first break that the virus was now clearly in retreat, [read...]
At his latest bell-ringing gathering, town crier Matt Hancock has given details of the government’s new three-part ‘on-the-spot’ Covid-19 test. The test will give a positive, negative, or political answer within twenty minutes of being undertaken and consist of three parts: theory, [read...]
With the echoes of the 75th Anniversary VE Day celebrations still fresh in our ears and ‘official’ data demonstrating the country is well past the first peak of the COVID-19 pandemic, the UK Government is changing its official message from “Stay Home, [read...]
