HealthBiscuit
Staff and patients at Sunderland Memorial Hospital were today witness to a remarkable spectacle as a patient attempted to attack a doctor, who having examined the patient and found no injuries, refused to amputate both the patients’ legs. [read...]
The world’s major manufacturers of medicines for depression are facing ruin today as one of their most lucrative global markets, Great Britain, has just been obliterated in one fell swoop following yesterday’s upbeat statement in Parliament by the new Prime Minister, [read...]
‘I am fed up with idiots suggesting that I would prefer not to have any anaesthetic,’ said Jake O’bree-Smug, a long-suffering dental patient who is desperate for freedom from further pain. ‘Obviously I would prefer the extraction to be as painless as possible.’ [read...]
Getting hard or moistening up has, according to the British Medical Journal, become increasingly difficult for millions of Britons in the three year period since the Brexit referendum. The findings, published today in the BMJ, [read...]
Hayley Connor, a 24-year-old marketing manager from Bromsgrove, has announced plans to take to court a casual acquaintance with whom she had sex one Friday evening in March. She alleges that Ryan Fleetwood, 26, literally sh*gged her into the middle of next week, [read...]
