HealthBiscuit
Eastenders stalwart, Adam Woodyatt, who plays Ian Beale in the long-running soap, has revealed that he has been diagnosed with early-stage dementia due to having been regularly seized by the lapels and shaken violently by various co-stars throughout his 70 years playing the divisive character. [read...]
Even in its smallest doses it can flatten a city or bring Jacob Rees-Mogg to orgasm. [read...]
Organ donor status can be recorded on the app, too. However one beta tester who has been testing an early version of the software said he was ‘disturbed’ to wake up in ICU having donated a kidney despite not being unwell, [read...]
In an attempt to husband resources and boost morale, the NHS is to concentrate on “amusing” medical emergencies. An NHS spokesman explained; “Obviously, the old ‘preparing dinner naked when I fell back onto a carrot’ [read...]
The community of the undead has made a formal complaint to the government, saying crippling nanny state safety measures have made the job of sucking blood out of people’s necks impossible. [read...]
