HealthBiscuit
Boris Johnson addressed the nation today to reassure everybody that the decision to change the timing of the second vaccine shot from three weeks as determined by rigorous medical research to twelve weeks, determined by a secret ballot in the Cabinet office, [read...]
After one of them returned a positive Covid test the couple, both in their 80s, will use their experience of growing apart over 40 years of marriage to see them through the ten days of self-isolation they are now required to do. [read...]
Matt Hancock has announced plans to cull northerners in order to ease the strain on the NHS and ensure hospital capacity is available to treat sick, important Londoners. The move comes on the back of reports that patients had been transferred from over-stretched London hospitals to intensive care as far away as Newcastle, [read...]
The already acute pressure on the NHS looks set to intensify, after early test results on a vaccine with the ability to blot out Boris Johnson’s shambolic, vacillating and rambling pronouncements has shown to be 100% effective. [read...]
In an attempt to get out the government’s message about how we should spend Christmas with our loved ones, Boris Johnson has appointed celebrity skank and leisure suit queen, Vicky Pollard, as his new Festivities Gatherings Tsar. [read...]
