HealthBiscuit
A BMA spokesman explained: ‘Being a GP is like speed dating; you know in the first few seconds if you’re compatible and if the patient will give you a good look at their genitals. I just want to get down and dirty, [read...]
Morons with no attention span who are too fucking useless to bring their children up properly have welcomed the discovery that attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), often referred to as ‘Little Bastard Syndrome’, is genetic in origin rather than the result of bad parenting. [read...]
Research has found that Zika-infected mosquitos are also suffering from a wide range of debilitating conditions that could cause serious long-term health problems. The US Centre for Disease Control (CDC) says the number of chubby insects could be in the high millions and has warned people not to eat cakes that may have come into contact with the winged creatures. [read...]
Although traditionally viewed by medical professionals as something which should be totally avoided, new research has revealed that death may actually contain a number of benefits. In an extensive study by researchers at Brycedon Academy in Lisbon, [read...]
Jack claims he’s even getting texts asking him to visit patients after their operations. ‘I feel bad for them,’ he said, ‘but I’ve hardly had time to do anything else since all this started and it’s costing me a fortune in wreaths, [read...]
