HealthBiscuit
Doctors will be expected to routinely travel through time and will work until they are at least 1500 years old, under new flexible NHS employment contracts announced by Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt today. The policy announcement comes after Hunt uncovered a successful regeneration scheme for doctors, [read...]
The Health Secretary has sheepishly confessed he may have been the cause of NHS’s I.T. system network failing. Ironically, Mr. Hunt had thought he had found the answer to the NHS’s money crisis after an unexpected email landed in his inbox yesterday and being a Conservative, [read...]
A woman from Los Angeles has been admitted to hospital with severe pelvic injuries after storing a smartphone in her vagina for over three months in an attempt to encourage her unborn child to take a selfie. [read...]
Scientists from the University of Rochester have concluded that there is a reason for men needing to know the birth weight of random babies within their sphere of influence, principally their own but also including offspring of their siblings, [read...]
Peter Capaldi has resigned as a locum Timelord, buckling under the pressure of delivering a 24/7 NHS alongside defeating Daleks. For Mr Capaldi the tipping point came when he was restricted to a 10 minute consultation on an alien invasion, [read...]
