HealthBiscuit
‘I am fed up with idiots suggesting that I would prefer not to have any anaesthetic,’ said Jake O’bree-Smug, a long-suffering dental patient who is desperate for freedom from further pain. ‘Obviously I would prefer the extraction to be as painless as possible.’ [read...]
Getting hard or moistening up has, according to the British Medical Journal, become increasingly difficult for millions of Britons in the three year period since the Brexit referendum. The findings, published today in the BMJ, [read...]
Hayley Connor, a 24-year-old marketing manager from Bromsgrove, has announced plans to take to court a casual acquaintance with whom she had sex one Friday evening in March. She alleges that Ryan Fleetwood, 26, literally sh*gged her into the middle of next week, [read...]
Crematoria throughout the UK are preparing contingency plans to cope with an expected increased body count in the event of the UK delaying its exit from the EU beyond 29 March. [read...]
‘Through a combination of elaborate dance and brute force, we will pin you to the ground and administer a rigorous prostate examination, a cervical swab and remove your appendix – just in case’. [read...]
