HealthBiscuit
A British firm has responded to the nation-wide drop in driver confidence caused by the popularity of devices telling drinkers they’re over the alcohol limit. The new Ucandrive breathalyser is aimed at ‘advanced drivers’ who are fed up being thwarted by the nanny state drink-drive laws. [read...]
A bitter row has broken out concerning thirty six year-old Will Protheroe from Wimborne, who has been declared fit for work by the DWP despite having been in a vegetative state for six years. Three months ago he received a letter asking that he present himself at the local assessment centre for a medical examination…. [read...]
Opiod abuse is the key to a balanced post Brexit healthcare system in the UK, Donald Trump has told Boris Johnson in the wake of the Johnson and Johnson judgement. In a personal letter leaked to the British Medical Journal President Trump says: ‘What’s really tragic is that you Brits pioneered this method of treatment but you’ve failed to build on your past successes. [read...]
Staff and patients at Sunderland Memorial Hospital were today witness to a remarkable spectacle as a patient attempted to attack a doctor, who having examined the patient and found no injuries, refused to amputate both the patients’ legs. [read...]
The world’s major manufacturers of medicines for depression are facing ruin today as one of their most lucrative global markets, Great Britain, has just been obliterated in one fell swoop following yesterday’s upbeat statement in Parliament by the new Prime Minister, [read...]
