HealthBiscuit
Following the proposed pay award to NHS staff, calls are coming from The City of London, demanding increases of between 95% and 140% in their basic salaries and commissions. [read...]
Theresa May has outlined her plans for solving both the funding needs problem of the NHS and the future of the environment. From 2019 colostomy bags used in England and Wales will be subject to a 5p charge and a 25p deposit will be applied to plastic urinal bottles. [read...]
The Health Secretary has kindly offering to tackle the NHS over-crowding crisis by making use of his ‘emergency futon’. Critics have suggested that he is out of touch, but Mr. Hunt remains confident that the bed issue can be resolved: ‘How many patients are we talking about? [read...]
Sociologists have discovered what many had long suspected, that those whose weekends are packed with strenuous activity, are blatantly ‘slacking-off’ at work. Chief amongst these are ramblers – who are clearly mocking those who walk for a living, [read...]
‘It’s not what we want to do’, said a young medic who wishes to remain anonymous. ‘But let us be honest here, after a 48 hour shift it really is quite easy to appear like a bungling buffoon who gets in all kinds of mildly amusing scrapes not knowing the difference between the words prostrate and prostate . [read...]
