HealthBiscuit
One furious company director and Brexit party member is suing cruise giant, Oceatania, following a cruise he and his wife Penelope embarked upon where he claims the experience is falling well below the standards they signed on for. [read...]
Steve Sanders, 39, of Carshalton, has today begun a second week of self-imposed quarantine for what he calls man-corona, a less potent but nonetheless debilitating strain of the corona virus. While his partner Stella claims he is simply playing up, [read...]
Boris Johnson is trying to find a cheaper way to bring the Coronavirus to the North of England. Previously the UK was relying on costly flights and cruise ships, but this deal would create a 7,000 mile rail link between Bejing to Birmingham and ‘all the lurgy we need’. [read...]
After being caught halfway through a smashed window, Wirral resident Nigel Palmer told police he’d had a long and frustrating day trying to see an NHS doctor. Palmer said it had all started when he found a nasty rash on his abdomen. [read...]
The Chinese government has advised all Chinese people currently in Britain to leave the country to minimise their risk of exposure to the Brexonavirus. There are fears that this hitherto localised outbreak of lethal stupidity could become a global pandemic. [read...]
