HealthBiscuit
Speaking at the latest government Coronavirus press briefing, public health supremo Professor Chis Whitty warned that society would have to come to terms with the Tory Party, as it will be with us for many years to come. [read...]
Camelot have reported a massive surge in demand for lottery tickets after several lucky winners were discovered to have had their first Covid vaccination. The winner of Fridays Euro millions put his good fortune down to having had his first vaccination jab just days before his lucky numbers came up……’on Tuesday I had my first… [read...]
After unlawfully failing to publish details of coronavirus-related contracts worth billions, and the High Court ruling Matt Hancock failed to comply with the law, the government have commissioned a statue of the health secretary to be toppled with immediate effect. [read...]
All those who have had just one vaccination so far are urged to wear masks, keep their computers and smart phones at east 2 metres away from any other device, even when outdoors. Not to use them in pubs, [read...]
Downing Street had attempted to get doses of the Oxford vaccine labelled with the Union Jack and packaged within a stick of Blackpool rock. [read...]
