Continued male one-upmanship leads to first ever ‘stag year’
When Kevin Lucas decided to get married he left his wife-to-be in charge of the wedding arrangements and got straight to work planning what is believed to be the first year-long stag-do.
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Employee suspended for saying ‘Happy New Year’ after firm’s 12-day deadline
After automatically saying ‘Happy New Year’ to everyone he had spoken to for the first time since 31st December, office worker Jon Knowles thought nothing of greeting his first caller of the day with the same cheery sentiments only to hear a shocked gasp from his colleagues.
Intelligence service fears that Round Robin writers may develop Twitter capacity
Christmas Round Robin writers may have learned mass demoralisation techniques that can be deployed any time of the year, security chiefs have warned.
Visitors enjoy boost to self-esteem at zoo for obese animals
A West Midland zoo is witnessing record numbers of visitors, after deciding to fatten up all its animals with cakes in a bid to make visitors feel better about themselves.
Darth Vader joins Fathers for Justice
The organisation Fathers for Justice gained a high-profile new member today as Darth Vader attended their Annual General Meeting and recounted the harrowing story of how he lost contact with his children.
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