A row has broken out between Britain’s main news and current affairs broadcasters and the nation’s ‘fuller figured’ community over how they are portrayed in features and stories. Barry Neville, Chairman of Roly-Poly People said: ‘Every time there is an obesity-related item in news bulletins it is illustrated by showing footage of larger people from… [read...]
Ex-SAS soldier, but not really, and inexplicable TV personality, Bear Grylls has been awarded an OBE, for services to – amongst other putrid activities – drinking faecal liquid drained from an elephant’s humungous turd. Grylls said: ‘The art of literally eating excrement and drinking p*ss for the purposes of entertainment has long been ignored, [read...]
Dave and Diane Potts looked round their local bed shop Sweet Dreams, (named after Marilyn Manson’s cover version of a Eurythmics’ song) this weekend. They chose an ottoman bed after gleefully listing all the things they were going to store in it; [read...]
Pippa Forbury, an architectural technician from leafy Holmes Chapel in Cheshire, has been ostracised by her friends after making what in hindsight appears to have been a very poorly-calculated fashion faux pas.
‘I wanted a pair of ripped designer jeans just like all the girls in our set have but I didn’t want to pay £700 for them,’ [read...]
‘I just kept repeating ‘The boiler doesn’t do that whooshing sound any more when you turn on the hot tap’ to everything he said after that’, said a dejected Da Costa. ‘I had nothing else to give him. [read...]