Zuzu’s petals found on EBay

With Christmas barely started, unwanted gifts have already flooded EBay; including EU membership, £1000 leather trousers and a Southern Rail franchise. Worse still, Zuzu Bailey has discovered her father has auctioned off her petals in order to subsidize his addiction to scratch cards and to pay for all his kids’ iPhones. [read...]


John Lewis customers are evil

Upmarket department store John Lewis has today described its customers as ‘mainly bigots with a thin veneer of civilisation’. The firm explained its decision not to withdraw advertising from tabloids accused of spreading hate: ‘Years of market research and investment in focus groups proves that our core demographic is a white, [read...]

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