UK-Biscuit
In a remarkable act of contortion and sophistry, The Daily Mail has taken the extraordinary step of disavowing all knowledge of Katie Hopkins, Mail Online and the whereabouts of the last horcrux. While both part of DMG Media, [read...]
The sudden spate of un-British hot weather has caused a cessation of satirical writing the length and breadth of the land. ‘I know I should be writing satirical points about the imminence of another terror attack,’ said Tarquin, [read...]
The Duke of Edinburgh revealed today that his ‘retirement’ from royal duties was actually just a hoax to promote his debut movie ‘Regal Weapon’ – a loose remake of the Eighties classic ‘Lethal Weapon’. In a brief statement, [read...]
As all physicists and Liverpudlians agree, ‘The Sun’ newspaper is a fiery ball of hate, at the centre of the Murdoch Universe. However star-gazers and star-hackers are concerned that increases in Kelvin MacKenzie’s temperature might cause the ‘The Sun’ to collapse and becomes a financial black-hole in Newscorp’s finances. [read...]
Buckingham Palace have revealed that the husband of Queen Elizabeth II and scourge of political correctness, will no longer be touring working men’s clubs with his Bernard Manning tribute act. The Duke was always a firm favourite at the Royal Variety Performance, [read...]
