UK-Biscuit
In a statement issued to the world’s media and a handful of people hanging around wearing Union Jack waistcoats and waving flags, a spokesman for The Queen has confirmed that both Prince Andrew and Prince Edward are, [read...]
Medical professionals have applauded MP Mark Field’s valiant man-handling of a Greenpeace protestor, using his best Sith-Lord throat-massage. The Foreign Office minister’s life-saving procedure, involved smashing the young woman against a pillar and bruising her shoulders and arms – or an act of ‘rumpy pumpy’ as Boris Johnson calls it. [read...]
‘I’m sure they’ll answer soon, as I guess the robot was right and they really are very very very busy indeed. But it’s alright as this music is brilliant.’ [read...]
After nearly three years in the making the Brexit garden, designed in collaboration with experts, renowned designers and votes from the general public is causing a major rift among Royal Horticultural Society judges. Entitled ‘Pull up the Ramparts’ the installation features a crumbling castle representing an English man’s home, [read...]
Veganism has attracted sixty-million new British recruits overnight after two separate milkshakes were found to contain traces of far-right activist, Tommy Robinson. The strawberry-flavoured drink was spotted walking down a street in Warrington, Cheshire, yesterday, [read...]
