UK-Biscuit
Tory grandees apoplectic at discreet revelations in wife of the former Foreign Minister’s diary are complaining the embarrassing tittle-tattle doesn’t go far enough in documenting their eye-wateringly insensitive excesses. An anonymous pink-trousered ex-minister brayed; “She’s made us sound like council estate scum. [read...]
Discovering that migrants are selling internal organs such as kidneys and liver to fund their travel has raised a conundrum for British officials. “If they’ll take up less room, we can pack more of them into the converted stationery cupboard of a vacated insurance office?” [read...]
As confirmed cases of Covid-19 increase on a daily basis, the R number leaps above 1, and more regions experience local lockdowns, Britain’s selfish-shopping elite are making preparations for a second hard hoard. When Boris Johnson was instructed by the prime minister to place the UK into a hard lockdown at the beginning of the… [read...]
Senior government lawyers have paused packing boxes as they prepare to leave the Civil Service to ponder speculative questions around the breaking of Super Injunctions. ‘Hmm, yes, I suppose they could be broken under some limited and specific circumstances,’ said one senior lawyer, [read...]
Studies suggest that the Scottish Government is actively trying to stop the spread of Coronavirus, despite evidence from England that death by respiratory illness is good for you. This cowardly behaviour of the SNP just goes to show how unaffordable Scottish Independence would be, [read...]
