UK-Biscuit
After years of waking up early to take his dog for a walk through the woods, retiree Mike Edwards has finally found a corpse. The grim discovery, which he suspects will be the first of many, [read...]
Cities, towns and even small villages across the UK have joined in a new craze of giving themselves updated triple-barrelled names of the kind enjoyed by Kingston-upon-Thames or even more. Among the largest cities to rebrand themselves have been Manchester-on-Drugs, [read...]
Pensioners throughout the land are in a state of shock today as the nation’s big four supermarkets have announced they will no longer be accepting any special offer or two-for-one discount vouchers to pay for goods from September. [read...]
Secretary for Transport Chris Grayling has dropped his chin to his chest, emitted a sob and admitted defeat. ‘Northern Rail slashing daily services was the last straw. No, that was the penultimate straw – Mark Carne becoming a f***ing CBE was the last straw and now Govia Thameslink are advising people not to travel to… [read...]
Despite raising fears about the impact of fracking, the Daily Mail has conceded that it embarked on its own secret fracking campaign after its reserves of vitriol began to run low. [read...]
