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The UK came together as one last night, ignoring the growing North-South divide on property prices, to applaud the ‘selfless heroes’ returning to their work as estate agents, letting agents and valuation managers and bravely driving their branded Minis to viewings where they might have to put up with any number of dimwits and timewasters…. [read...]
Lynn, 103, once again left work colleagues frustrated after giving them only a vague notion of where and when she might be able to meet them to discuss quarterly sales targets. [read...]
Colin Collinson (54) of Bramble Close, Barton Stacey was seen taking a special on-line delivery from “No More Mr Knife Guy”, Hampshire’s only Alice Cooper themed kitchenware outlet last Monday, after his colander and spatula were seriously drowned out by the woman at number 12 wielding an 18cm Le Creuset 5-ply and a wooden spoon. [read...]
‘This year’s crop of literary creations features the grittiest crime, fantasy and romantic writing from some of the best imaginations ever to escort a witness down a police station staircase,’ said chairman of judges, [read...]
A leading fireman who should have been at work putting out fires in the London area had gone missing for several weeks earlier in the year ‘in order to work on his gold handicap’ admitted a spokesperson for the LFB The fireman in question missed five important house fires across February and March and left… [read...]
