UK-Biscuit
The Met Office has been strongly criticised for its scheduling of the glorious spring weather that the country has been experiencing of late. After months of atrocious conditions – including several consecutive storms that led to weeks of severe flooding – [read...]
Leave voter and costermonger Baz Shipley an ill-informed idiot from Billericay in Essex has emerged from obscurity to become a prominent voice in the ongoing ‘blue’ passport row. [read...]
UK PM Boris Johnson has been in frantic talks with Beko, Indesit and Hotpoint this week in an effort to create a fridge big enough to hide the whole UK population, in the hope that Coronavirus will get bored and move away while we’re pretending to be busy examining our meat. [read...]
Tory MPs broke into excited chants of ‘build the wall, build the wall’ when a hard border between Camden and the rest of London was suggested. Boris Johnson led the calls, suggesting Camden was not sending its best people to Westminster. [read...]
Legendary North Korean newsreader Ri Chun-hee, famous for her emotional presentation style and bright pink business suits will replace the Downing Street press corps with immediate effect, Lee Cain, the Prime Minister’s Communications Director announced today. [read...]
