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The Monarchy – who specialise in long-haul high-cost holidays – have gone into administration with the loss of over several jobs worth millions of pounds. The London-based firm is one of the United Kingdom’s oldest established business enterprises, [read...]
The Prime Minister has warned that the EU is poised to launch compulsory coffee, croissants and dubious cold meats upon the unsuspecting British breakfast. In her conference speech, Mrs May alleged that Jean Claude Juncker is planning to impose strong coffee and in some cases threaten prosciutto or prosecution for breakfasts that do not comply with European Smoked Pork Regulations. [read...]
Cummings Enterprises have announced plans for a new people’s festival, Brexitbury, to be held on the site of a former car factory, the exact location will be announced as soon as the site becomes available. [read...]
With up to 150,000 Thomas Cook customers in danger of being stranded abroad, Tory MP, patriot and avid collector of beer mats, Mark Francois has called for a revival of the Dunkirk spirit. [read...]
Sir Paul McCartney has admitted that large tracts of the Sgt Pepper album may have to be redrafted in the light of this bombshell revelation: “I mean, it’s a bit ridiculous talking about ‘tangerine trees and marmalade skies’ [read...]
