UK-Biscuit
The ‘Go Bananas’ monkey sanctuary in Dorset is at the centre of criticism from both animal welfare experts and visitors, after it was revealed that an initiative to provide cutting-edge, 21st century facilities for resident primates encountered a series of problems. [read...]
London’s ten thousand homeless have unanimously agreed that a large lump of dirt is a brilliant way to spunk six million quid. Ian, currently living between two bins behind the Oxford Street branch of Greggs, [read...]
Holidaymakers returning to the UK are to be given a scientifically advanced ‘coin toss’ test to decide whether they should go into quarantine for Covid. This follows the revelation that only one in twenty of the PCR tests that international travellers must take are properly checked using genome sequencing to uncover dangerous Covid variants. [read...]
The once elegant system of stop and go has been deconstructed by a very clever kerfuffle of men who know what is best for the people of Britain. In happier, simpler times, a chap could be trained to do the highly skilled job of standing in a sunny country lane, [read...]
Interviews with Olympic competitors conducted immediately after they’ve finished their race, swim, row or any other event will now include general knowledge, science and geography questions, the BBC announced today, in an attempt to make the excruciating encounters less predictable. [read...]
