Peter Watkinson, 67, a dreadful skidmark on the toilet bowl of humanity, has spoken of his joy that his long-lost niece, Emma Skelton, has come into his life, inherited his seat on Hampshire County Council and, [read...]
A Saffron Walden man was said to be ‘comfortable but traumatised’ in hospital after a dogged attempt to stick to established norms and expectations of behaviour when in a public convenience.
Tony McGough, [read...]
Undercover reporters claim that parts of prisons are now ‘no go’ areas for law enforcement officials, very much like Newcastle – but with more six-packs on display rather than exposed breasts. Drunk and riotous behaviour is commonplace – fuelled by illicit debauchery and a hopeless future…and the same is true in prison. [read...]
Following the successful reintroduction of paupers’ funerals, in which local authorities arrange the details and recover any costs they can from the dead person’s estate, the next phase of the government’s reintroduction of pre-Victorian values will see the return of mass hangings at Tyburn. [read...]