UK-Biscuit
Chris Grayling has announced today that a new contract to manage the UK’s Space Agency has been awarded to a wholesale fireworks distributor based in Watford called Night Sky. And in what’s being seen as a rather ambitious move Night Sky’s Chief Executive Officer, [read...]
Palace sources say the Duke of Edinburgh has cut a deal with the government and the police, whereby he surrenders his driving license but is allowed to hold on to his shotgun permit. The Duke will be allowed to drive and shoot at people, [read...]
Amazon has announced it is to launch a new service that will enable subscribers to pay to have a personal representative read the Daily Mail on their behalf. Those using the service will be sent regular links to hate-filled responses on the Mail’s comments page posted on their behalf in an online identity chosen when… [read...]
Post March 29th, 2019 the British public will be able to ring 9999 if they have a Brexit-related emergency. This could be anything from a passport that hasn’t turned blue, to a stubborn Greek neighbour who refuses to leave the newly unshackled United Kingdom and continues to cook meats smokily outdoors. [read...]
Newspaper executives at the Guardian have spoken of the danger of running out of hysteria in the run up to Brexit. “I keep telling our columnists, there are still almost two months to go,” said Editor-in-Chief Katherine Viner today. [read...]
