UK-Biscuit
Fenella Johnson said that she was delighted to hear the easily recognised call of the annual spring immigrant while out walking her dog earlier in the month but believes she may have witnessed the first implementation of a new ‘British Skies for British Birds’ [read...]
A brave burglar, who heroically died while merely trying to provide the latest electronic equipment for his family, is to have a statue erected in his honour. His relatives were pushing for sainthood and a burial in Westminster Abbey but are still pleased with the government recognition. [read...]
Frustrated with the legacy of police cuts, the failure of ‘stop and politely enquire’ and with Mayor Khan apparently hiding under his desk, Home Secretary Amber Rudd has taken the knife crime epidemic into her own hands. [read...]
Taking time off from solving the the murder of Diana, the Daily Express editorial board is holding crisis talks on the physical safety of Prince Harry’s bride to be. ‘One can only imagine the unseemly proliferation of conspiracy theories that would follow if, [read...]
The Criminal Bar Association has announced that its members are to walk out over ‘inadequate provision’ for a non-uniform day. Barristers have long wanted a specific working day where they can participate in charity fundraising, [read...]
