UK-Biscuit
Matt Hancock will announce a second U turn this week in the search for an effective track and trace system. Insiders say the government has now decided to abandon the Apple and Google model and instead will ask Liam Neeson to do the job instead. [read...]
Fed up with hanging on for Boris Johnson to actually make a decision, thousands of pub landlords have emerged from their Pirelli calendar lockdown viscousfests to lodge a High Court action which would allow them to fling open their doors and do their patriotic bit helping steer the country towards a landmark second spike in… [read...]
Archaeologists have confirmed that the recently discovered ring of prehistoric shafts, were in fact a rudimentary attempt by the Health Secretary to monitor the spread of Coronavirus, while ensuring favourable crop yield. The two-mile circle is said to be an early attempt at social distancing and that standing behind the central stones was far more… [read...]
With Government funding being withdrawn in July, record crowds are expected to gather to see London’s homeless being released back into the wild. ‘Having been housed indoors in hotels and B & B’s for the last couple of months, [read...]
Charity Shops up and down the land have expressed trepidation about coming back to work in the coming days fearing having to search through all sorts of random, useless shite the nation has left in front of their shops following bored, [read...]
