UK-Biscuit
Legendary North Korean newsreader Ri Chun-hee, famous for her emotional presentation style and bright pink business suits will replace the Downing Street press corps with immediate effect, Lee Cain, the Prime Minister’s Communications Director announced today. [read...]
‘Instead, the United Kingdom will be moving on and putting this relationship behind it. We won’t miss the financial support we once enjoyed because we have a plan. That plan is to do a Masters degree in psychotherapy at university.’ [read...]
‘We didn’t surrender to the Germans in 1940…’ he continued, ‘and we are not going to allow our young people to study at European Universities now!’ [read...]
85-year-old Madame Cholet, who insists that she is British by birth, has lived and worked as a cook in the Wimbledon area since the 1960’s. [read...]
The Sussexes have been told that they must relinquish their HRH titles, their season tickets to Crawley Town FC and any duty-frees from last two years. They can no longer partake of swan meat, panda cutlets or nibble on the ear of Nicholas Witchell. [read...]
