UK-Biscuit
A man from Scole is the new dishwasher-Buckaroo champion, beating last year’s winner by 5 forks, a full size washing-up bowl and chopping board – jammed the fuck in diagonally. Rob Flynn began the session normally with a couple of well aligned mugs, [read...]
In a blow to the fight against visible signs of ageing, researchers at Laboratoire Garnier announced a series of one day strikes. The news comes after talks between the Government and the slightly vacant looking boffins broke down for a fourth time this morning. [read...]
Cities, towns and even small villages across the UK have joined in a new craze of giving themselves updated triple-barrelled names of the kind enjoyed by Kingston-upon-Thames or even more. Among the largest cities to rebrand themselves have been Manchester-on-Drugs, [read...]
Prisoners advocating Islamic State will now be placed in a ‘special unit’ under the watchful, yet benevolent eye, of Norman Stanley Fletcher. Having been instrumental in reforming ‘young Godber’, Fletcher is seen as the perfect antidote to radicalism and the lack of good comedies on BBC1. [read...]
‘I for one don’t feel comfortable about being paid to be fracked,’ said rural Surrey resident Jenny Smithurst. ‘If I’m going to get the most out of repeated fracking, I want it to mean something real. [read...]
