UK-Biscuit
The BBC have confirmed that next weeks edition of Countryfile will come from an unlicensed abattoir in mid Devon. The producer of the show has said it is an opportunity to highlight the other side of life in the Shires, [read...]
For as little as 20p patients will soon be able to shove their head, limb, or genitals into a hole and have a vending machine assess a range of medical conditions. In a bold move to address the crisis in GP services, [read...]
A homeless man from Bridgnorth has said he is willing to give up his doorway for a few nights if it helps the Royal couple with their wedding plans. 52 year-old Gulf War veteran Jason Beesley said he was saddened to hear that Princess Eugenie’s wedding to Jack Brooksbank had been saddled with a paltry… [read...]
A Vodafone user has been unable to ditch his girlfriend because his signal is total wank, it has emerged. Mobile phone owner and horny first-year student, Sean Wilson, has been trying to phone partner, Sophie Goodier, [read...]
The editor of the Daily Mail Geordie Greig has spontaneously combusted following reports that thousands of foreign rainclouds could be heading for the UK. Suspicions of a swamping were raised by the newspaper when BBC weather reporter Carol Kirkwood mentioned France and Ireland by name. [read...]
