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8000 bone-china Rees-Moggs revealed by fracking quake
“The Jacobs were an insurance policy to recolonise the electorate with a new generation of conservatism.” [read...]
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Tudors ‘demanded second vote on the Reformation’
Now we know we’re all going to be excommunicated and burn in hell for all eternity, even if we’re not tortured to death by the Inquisition first. [read...]
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Brexit becomes sentient, now destroying Islington
In a shock development in the on-going poltical rancour over Britain’s departure from the European Union, Brexit itself has now gained consciousness and has begun rampaging through areas that voted Remain, destroying branches of Pret-a Manger, [read...]
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‘Quids Company’ launched to assist impoverished charity chiefs
Ex charity chiefs, whose funding has dried up, are to be supported by a brand new charity ‘Quids Company’ following claims that they are likely to face severe personal hardship and social deprivation after years of financial enrichment. [read...]
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London man regrets teaching cat to talk
Michael Seuss from East London today explained why he bitterly regrets teaching his 5 year old Tom Cat to speak. Inspired by TV programmes such as You’ve Been Framed, the currently unemployed engineer, spent months patiently teaching Eric to turn his purrs into recognisable human speech. [read...]