Documents released under the one thousand year rule have revealed that the referendum carried out by Britons in 1016 now show the King, King Ethelred, was actually extremely ready, despite the eventual vote ending up split 52% to 48% to the opposite. [read...]
A Daventry-based multi-millionaire says he has no intention of leaving his hometown in spite of his prodigious income from doing chuff-all. Clive Findlay (57) is earning an average of £1,445 a day due to some improbable sounding ‘simple trick’ [read...]
The transfer of thousands of EU laws back to the UK is set to be a legal challenge of unprecedented complexity, a constitutional lawyer has claimed while browsing the internet for pictures of Ferraris. [read...]
Peter Watkinson, 67, a dreadful skidmark on the toilet bowl of humanity, has spoken of his joy that his long-lost niece, Emma Skelton, has come into his life, inherited his seat on Hampshire County Council and, [read...]
A Saffron Walden man was said to be ‘comfortable but traumatised’ in hospital after a dogged attempt to stick to established norms and expectations of behaviour when in a public convenience.
Tony McGough, [read...]