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A computer game created for the White House government website has been removed due to a potential copyright infringement.

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'We have been totally convinced by Mr Farage's explanation that the conversation where he conspired to violate political donation laws was simply loose pub talk. Therefore there is no case to answer'

Across the UK, many are having difficulty believing that what’s currently happening is real. There’s a worldwide pandemic that we still haven’t seen the last of. There’s a war in Ukraine, which Putin started just to show how macho he is and prove he can’t possibly be gay, he just likes having photos taken with his top off. And to prove how sane he is, he’s also literally ‘gas-lighting’ Europe, by turning the gas off and on, probably cackling maniacally as he does so. This yea

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A call centre operator from Overton has revealed that despite spending several thousand pounds on fitness equipment, he remains overweight - something he describes as ‘very disappointing, considering the investment'.

The south coast rivalry as to who has the thickest hooligans is no contest, after the people of Portsmouth managed to injure police officers and damage property all in one night.

The Foreign Secretary is to lay out a series of timid sanctions designed to mildly inconvenience the Netanyahu regime.

Responding to a recorded message to make contact “if you see something that doesn’t look right”, a woman in Huddersfield today called British Transport Police to the city’s rail station after seeing a Transpennine Express train leave on time. “Watching the 08:35 to Manchester Airport arriving 15 minutes after it was supposed to depart is one of the comforting little rituals of my daily commute” said Tanya Jones, 35. “So when I arrived this morning and saw the train pulling ou

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