UK-Biscuit
All snacks sold on British roadways will be made fit for human consumption by 2040, The Ministry of Transport, in conjunction with the major service station chains, has announced. The move is part of a Europe-wide campaign to phase out ‘dirty’ [read...]
Martin Cabrera, 20, has declared himself the ‘new Jamie Oliver’, having found out that Pesto is more than just a mysterious jar hidden behind some out-of-date kidney beans. Martin further wowed his flatmates by combining such disparate ingredients as cheese, [read...]
While plucky Brexit Ministers are fighting for our freedom on the Continent, many public workers stationed in Britain are flaunting their wealth. Firefighters line the streets offering nylons and cigarettes to coax Hedge Fund Managers into a sexual dalliance; [read...]
Much to the amusement of his work colleagues, Tom Price, a newcomer to the team at Swindon-based telecoms firm Xentixx has just made the unfortunate but inevitable mistake of asking 58-year-old work colleague Janice Steadman how her weekend was. [read...]
A troop of British parcel delivery men has been sent to Japan to train their ninjas in the art of approaching buildings without being detected. Japan’s ninjas are renowned for their stealth and their silent killing techniques. [read...]
