The Turkey (or Nut Roast) meal went down a storm, the Turkey butties after seven, also, but not so much the Nut Roast butties.  The Boxing Day curry was hailed an amazing meal, even from the Nut Roast corner.

It’s the curse of every superhero’s life: fighting crime in secret is a full-time job. Peter Parker fell behind with his studies. Clark Kent faced the sack on a regular basis. Nigel Farage’s absences from Clacton and the House of Commons might cost him the next election. Lucky for him his job has zero penalties for goofing off. We don’t know which crimes he’s preventing, or which damsels he’s rescuing from distress. We don’t even know what his costume looks like – presumably

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Following an inspection by the Ministry of Magic, Eton College is to offer intensive training in Muggle Studies to prepare the next...

The Trump White House has hit back at Democrats for releasing photos from the Epstein files, saying that President Trump had done more for the victims than the Democrats ever did. In an off-the-record briefing, an insider who cannot be named noted that "the Democrats have never even met any of these girls - I knew them all", and listed many of the ways they had helped Epstein's victims: * paid off their college debts, or bought them school uniform * allowed them to use his ow

Christmas is the season of excess, and not knowing where to stop. Which is where we got the idea for another round of Christmas cracker jokes. Here are the almost-indigestible leftovers that we have re-heated for you... Q. What is Donald Trump's favourite element? A. MAGAnesium Q. What is moles favourite game at primary school? A. Grounders Q. Why did the England cricket team send a snowman in to bat against Australia? A. They thought he'd last longer than one of the

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In a press conference held beside a stack of gilded MAGA hats, President Donald Trump announced his intention to annex Trumptonshire, having ‘done tremendous research’ by watching several YouTube clips late at night. Trump praised the county as ‘very British, very quaint, frankly very annexable’, apparently unaware that Trumptonshire is a fictional setting from a 1960s UK children’s television series. “People are saying it’s not real,” Trump said, waving away questions. “But

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Children the world over are being urged to sanitise their presents and undergo lateral flow tests until the New Year as the North Pole...

"They say up here that it can't be found," said Harold Parkinson-Truman, a retired VAT inspector from Wakefield, packing up a hi-viz vest, some Kendal mint cake and a postcard of Tower Bridge to help when asking directions. "But I've lived along the M1 all my life. I've seen it in its rush hours and when it's fogbound, and I'm going to devote my autumn years to finding the fabled source of it - way down at Junction 1 in that London." Consoling his weeping wife and ferret, Har