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'Arse in a sling' to feature in Corporate edition of St John's Ambulance manual
Triangular bandages have long been the staple of first aiders trained by St John's Ambulance personnel. Doughnuts wound out of calico...

Throngsman
Oct 12, 2025

tonymc
Oct 12, 2025


'Ditch the private jet journeys' Prince tells climate activists
Prince Charles has told climate activists they must ditch their private jets and chauffeur driven limousines if they are serious about...

Gerontius
Oct 12, 2025


Lockjaw
Oct 12, 2025



ModelMaker
Oct 12, 2025


Bankrupt Tory Party disbands and Reforms without anyone noticing
Hard working Conservative MP for Rottenshire and Stour, Fenton Axewound, has redoubled his efforts to not bother hiding it. Speaking...

Steveb
Oct 12, 2025


All Nobel Peace Prizes are ironic
The award will now go to anyone who has genocidal intent, a secret lair and is being operated by the CIA like a meat puppet. If anything...

Wrenfoe
Oct 11, 2025

Mick Turate
Oct 11, 2025


Study finds half of UK adults believe crumbs that fall into toaster ‘just disappear'
A new study has shown that 53% of UK adults believe the crumbs which fall into their toaster simply disappear without a trace. 'It’s like...

Guest Author
Oct 11, 2025



ModelMaker
Oct 11, 2025


Trump’s Peace deal cedes new state for Palestine near West Bromwich
In a little known clause within the peace deal brokered by the US President Donald Trump, Palestinians have been given the right to...

simonjjames
Oct 11, 2025

Mick Turate
Oct 10, 2025


High Conservative levels damage communities, nation warned
The government must do more to promote integration and look away from problems caused by Conservative rhetoric out of a fear of the...

simonjjames
Oct 10, 2025


Reform breaks silence over Nathan Gill
After two weeks since UKIP MEP, Brexit Party MEP and the former Reform Ltd Welsh Leader was convicted of working for the Russians, taking...

Throngsman
Oct 10, 2025


Spiders Say Pressure to be Photogenic in Autumn is Oppressive
Spiders have today complained of the unrealistic pressures put on them at this time of year to appear photogenic and a bit spooky. They...

Throngsman
Oct 10, 2025
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