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Oct 10, 2025



ModelMaker
Oct 10, 2025


Lockjaw
Oct 10, 2025


Protestor with ‘papulation receptionists’ banner arrested by the Anagram Police
An elite squad of cryptic crossword solvers has been recruited to police Britain’s growing menace: vicars and retired accountants...

Sully
Oct 10, 2025

ModelMaker
Oct 9, 2025


Police to be given powers to make up emergency laws on the fly
The UK Government have confirmed that Police are to be given new powers to make up emergency laws on fly should situations require them....

simonjjames
Oct 9, 2025


Confused journalists wake up in abandoned Conservative Conference
A confused scene this morning, at the Conservative Conference, as a group of 25 or so journalists woke up to find the venue had been...

simonjjames
Oct 9, 2025


Conservatives to offer internships as Prime Minister
'We got the idea from "Have I Got News For You?" ' said a spokesman. 'When Angus Deayton had to leave because of the, erm, cocaine...

Sully
Oct 9, 2025


Lockjaw
Oct 9, 2025


Starmer 'forgot' he was supposed to be a cult leader
'To be honest, he thought it was a typo originally, and therefore considered he was doing ok,' said a spokesman when asked why Labour...

Throngsman
Oct 9, 2025


Nation's faithful weep for joy over appointment of new Archbishop
"It had been nearly a year that the Church of England was without an Archbishop of Canterbury and I thought that if the position were to...

Jeremynh
Oct 8, 2025


Don't Let's Be Beastly To War Criminals
Senior politicians have lambasted peace protestors for being terribly rude. Pointing out that someone is a genocidal maniac is not the...

Wrenfoe
Oct 8, 2025


Random story generator deployed at The Sun
It has long been suspected that articles at tabloid papers have been cobbled together by interns with a drink problem. But the reality is...

Guest Author
Oct 8, 2025
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