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British Youngsters Should Learn How to Prepare For Hanging
Kemi Badenoch is facing mounting criticism after saying in The Spectator that all British schoolchildren should be taught how to deal with the prospect of being hanged for murder.
Danny Soz
Sep 25, 2025


Epstein estate try to distance themselves form Sarah Ferguson
The Duchess of York has learned that the estate of Jeffrey Epstein has distanced themselves from her and announced that they had been mere acquaintances.

simonjjames
Sep 24, 2025


Don’t mention the Taliban: I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it
Reform leaders are breathing normally again after Richard Tice revealed that the party plans to send millions of pounds to the Taliban

Sully
Sep 24, 2025


Anal insertion champion accused of playing chess during live squeezathon
The prestigious ‘Up the Orifice 2022’ championships have been thrown into disarray by the resignation of world number one Mingus...

Filthy Rich
Sep 24, 2025

Ian Searle
Sep 24, 2025

deskpilot
Sep 24, 2025


Lockjaw
Sep 24, 2025


Scientists discover link between orange makeup and sociopathy
US Scientists have discovered a causal link between the excessive use of orange make up, especially haphazardly applied to the face area, and sociopathy.

simonjjames
Sep 24, 2025

Sinnick
Sep 23, 2025


UK recognises Palestine is now very flat
About 100 years too late, the UK has said it will recognise the State of Palestine, now that it is pretty much destroyed.

Wrenfoe
Sep 23, 2025


Jeremy Corbyn splits in half
Firebrand left-winger Jeremy Corbyn, having run out of other people to split from, has now split himself in half.
eppursimuove
Sep 23, 2025


Why earthquakes caused by fracking are a Brexit bonus
People are naturally concerned about earthquakes, possibly due to negative press and movies depicting them as being dangerous and...

Throngsman
Sep 23, 2025

tonymc
Sep 23, 2025

deskpilot
Sep 23, 2025



ModelMaker
Sep 23, 2025
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