August 2024 The Paris Olympics come to an end. Britain wins 65 medals and comes in third behind the USA and China. More importantly, we...

After eight years of 'will they, won't they', the forecast for the relationship between the Met Office and the BBC is hot, hot, hot.

It’s the time of year when marrows happen at an alarming rate and keen gardeners attempt to pass on these firm green zeppelins to family,...

Fearing AI vengeance for a ten-minute, expletive-ridden tirade against his favourite chatbot, university student Jack Chatworthy tearfully pleaded for mercy.

Bored with marathons? Fed up with wild swimming? The latest fad for the cognitively impaired but physically fit is Wild White Goods.

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You slap your pay freeze in You whip your pay freeze out In, out, in, out? Flip flop all about Piss off the public sector And U-turn...

Accidentally told the truth at work? You're fired.

Owning a trowel can now see you sent to Guantanamo Bay, you terrorist!

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'Failed ex-president Medvedev is saying that all my demands to Russia to make peace with Ukraine are moving Russia and the US closer to war,' blubbed President Trump from a gold-plated bath tub