Exasperated Corinthians receive yet another letter from St Paul

News from Corinthia today as adminstrators for the region check the post and discover yet another missive from St Paul.

"Oh my God, it's another one", said Anastosios Papas as he flipped through the various correspondence, "I can't believe this, he must send one a week. First it was all 'Love they neighbour' and 'worship our God freely' and all that good stuff. You know, that's fine we're a good fearing people. But now it's all, 'have you seen Taylor Swift is getting married?' and 'apparently red wine ISN'T good for you after all! I mean, I like the guy, but 200 years worth of letters is a bit much."

We tried to reach out to St Paul but he was busy writing a letter to the Ephesians to tell then that the Galatians still have their strimmer and are not looking like they are giving it back.

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People of Ukraine & Gaza forget their suffering

The people of Ukraine and Gaza forget all about their suffering - being bombed, shot and/or starved, and being generally f*cked about by Donald Trump and his arse-licking acolytes - in their ecstasy at learning that some singer (?) has become engaged to some footy player.

'My family have all been killed, I've been seriously wounded and my home and all my possessions have been destroyed' said one happy man. 'But hey-ho!  Who cares about minor inconveniences like that?  I couldn't be happier, knowing that this couple are set for a lifetime - or at least, a week or so - of wedded bliss.  I can't stop thinking them all day long, and at night as well, when I am kept awake by the noise of bombing, shelling and gunfire.'

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I know I'll never love this way again, so I keep holdin' on, before the good is gone