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'Great! Xmas' TV channel just stuffing the word Christmas into regular film titles

Updated: Nov 28, 2021


Towering Christmas Inferno

The Man Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Christmas Mountain

Eat, Pray, Love, Christmas

I Know What You DId Last Christmas Summer

Christmas It

We Need to Talk About Kevin Behind the Christmas Tree

We Need To Talk About Kevin could be sold as yet another Home Alone sequel

The Christmas Belles Of St Trinians

Saving Private Ryan's Christmas

Charade s

Layer Christmas Cake

The Christmas Party

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Christmas

Ferris Bueller's Christmas Day Off

Schindler's Christmas List

Psycho Christmas

The Texas Chainsaw Christmas Massacre

2001 A Christmas Space Odyssey

To Kill a Christmas Mockingbird

A Christmas Clockwork Orange

Guess Who's Coming for Christmas Dinner

The Wild Christmas Bunch

The Sound of Christmas Music

A Hard Christmas Day's Night

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Landed in the Christmas Tree

Dude, Where's My Christmas Car(d)?


Inspired by SteveB, additional titles by Doctor Chutney, Lockjaw 54 and Despar,








GB News ‘devastated’ by the death of their only viewer

Updated: Jan 9, 2022



The GB News presenters and crew were said to be shocked and saddened by the news that their only viewer passed away yesterday. They were even more shocked and saddened to hear the news first from the BBC.


Tom Thirkettle, 75, had watched the channel since it first aired. His daughter June described him as a one-off and said although he would be greatly missed there was consolation in knowing he died doing what he loved best, shouting in agreement at another Dan Wootton monologue.


For GB News, Tom’s passing means a temporary hiatus in the scheduling. A spokesperson told us, “Having just the one viewer did have advantages in that presenters could take time off if we knew Tom was not in front of the TV. Like that time he was unwell and had to recuperate upstairs. But now we need to find a replacement and quickly. Perhaps we’ll advertise in the Guardian.”


When asked if it was worth the effort, they said they took a dim view of any suggestion that they should call time on the station. Although with their lighting setup they admitted they took a dim view of most subjects.


However, GB News did at least get a chance to pay a very quick tribute to Tom this morning when a viewer from Essex tuned in for a couple of minutes during the Great British Breakfast, before hastily departing again, presumably looking for an adult channel.






Tories to form breakaway Super League of Lobbying

Updated: Nov 26, 2021



Conservative MPs have criticised the House of Commons’ Standards Committee for failing to show a sufficiently convivial fraternal spirit, as the Parliamentary Premier League of Lobbying is rocked with rumours of a breakaway.


Right-wing commentator Clementine Carruthers said ‘Honest Conservatives have got no alternative but to reform the system so they can never be found guilty or face any consequences. They almost called it a European Super League of Lobbying, but Mark Francois’ face turned a shade of magenta I’ve never seen before. You can’t trust an MP not taking a kickback. What’s their agenda? They should have to sign a register and have the good grace to be embarrassed. For Tories, being an MP should more of a side hustle. The real green is in the brown envelopes.’






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