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Nadhim Zahawi stubs toe, blames Putin



Getting out of bed, Conservative Party Chairman Nadhim Zahawi stubbed his toe and immediately blamed Trade Unions for supporting Vladimir Putin. Zahawi also dropped his toast butter side down and complained that this was unfair, blaming Trade Unions for supporting Vladimir Putin.

Later that morning Zahawi narrowly missed his bus and swearily blamed Trade Unions for supporting Vladimir Putin. Zahawi ordered a coffee, but the barista got his order wrong and Zahawi glumly blamed Trade Unions for supporting Vladimir Putin.


When asked if nurses should be paid properly, Zahawi meant to say "Nurses are hugely qualified people, doing a vital, highly skilled, difficult and stressful job heroically during a major pandemic and cost of living crisis. We need more of them and they should be paid commensurately."


Instead, Zahawi suggested nurses join a VIP Lane for Tory backhanders. Then he blamed Trade Unions for supporting Vladimir Putin.


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