Trump starts World Cup without notice, and declares US the winner
- Throngsman
- 1 hour ago
- 1 min read
The United States has claimed a large number of byes in the impending World Cup as a result of the President declaring the competition was open months before the official start date.
'We didn't tell the world we were going into Iran and we haven't told the world we're leaving Iran - yet,' he said today. 'So with all the time in the world on our hands we decided to start the World Cup early. We've won all the qualifiers by default and are in the final next weekend with Iran - if they bother to turn up. If they don't then it will save ICE arresting them and declaring the US as the 2026 World Cup winners. FIFA will present the World Cup to me personally and it will go into my Presidential Library along with all the Olympic medals we will win next month when the Olympics will start and finish two years early.
