In a bid to make corporate cultural activities slightly less tedious and accept that most of the bidders are more in need of ethnic cleansing than culture, the government has merged the City of Culture competition with Robot Wars. [read...]
51 year old Paul Hallsey, the last remaining ‘lock-in’ from the Richard O’Brien era of The Crystal Maze is to be freed after 24 years. The former Team Captain from Slough has been incarcerated in the show’s Medieval Zone since November 1993 after failing miserably on a simple exercise to blow four pebbles up a… [read...]
Exclusive to NewsBiscuit, read the first chapter of a brand new edition of Charles Dickens’s Hard Times, revised and updated to commemorate Theresa May’s historic visit to Washington to meet President Trump.
Diminutive wordsmith and serial shagger Jeffrey Archer has apologised after a story he wrote long ago about an American billionaire game show host who becomes US President, with an Eastern European wife who may or may not be a robot controlled by forces unseen, [read...]