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Glastonbury Festival announces Right-Wing Field line-up

'Applaud them, or DIE!'The line-up to the Glastonbury Festival’s ‘Swing to the Right’ field, a stage dedicated to the promotion of un-progressive values, has been announced.

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New Clangers series to be damning indictment of Cameron’s Britain

Children’s TV classic The Clangers, which is set to return to screens after an absence of over forty years, will be a metaphor for the deep-seated malaise of modern society and a scathing attack on the greed and inequality at the diseased heart of David Cameron’s Britain, according to the show’s chief writer.

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ISIS inundated with middle class English applicants for unpaid internship

sort of thing Hemingway would doThe Islamic fundamentalist terror group say they have been overwhelmed by applications for an internship with their world-renowned media wing, Al Hayat, from English university media graduates.

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Tate Modern stages retrospective of Clip Art

most important exhibition since MondrianRenowned as one the twentieth century’s most influential artists, Claus Von Clip is being honoured with a four week exhibition of his pixelated bitmaps. The London gallery will be presenting hundreds of home-made greeting cards and whimsical pictures of puppies, to a public too lazy to use Google images.

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British porn industry to hold EU mass debate

in Europe, but not dominated by EuropeThe British porn industry has revealed that it will hold its own in-out debate ahead of the EU referendum in 2017.

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