Ken Loach to direct ‘Happy Feet 3: The Heroin Years’
‘The kids are just going to lap up the combination of singing, dancing and intravenous injection of hard drugs,’ said film critic Mark Kermode.
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A-Team branch out into odd jobs as soldier-of-fortune business hits hard times
‘I only called to enquire about having my kitchen ceiling painted and some doors hung, but I later agreed to have my car armour-plated too.’
Government ‘will support’ removal of degrading ego implants
New evidence shows that millions of ego implants inserted into the heads of celebrities and children in recent decades may be faulty and should be removed.
Stallone assures movie fans ‘I do all my own CGI’
‘I used my own ‘pooter,’ explained the two-dimensional character. ‘You’d know if a pro stood in for me. I’m told you can easily spot my style.’
Number of ‘Da Vinci Code’ rip-off novels to hit 3 million by June
Sociologists have predicted that the number of novels about academics trying to bring down ancient, clandestine groups which have influence that stretches into the upper echelons of society and are fiercely protective of their secrets, will number around three million by the end of June.
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