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ModelMaker
- Apr 28
eppursimuove
- Apr 28
Woman thought to be having stroke “was just speaking Welsh”
Paramedics called to attend to an old lady in Shrewsbury today were baffled that, despite confused and disordered speech, she wasn’t...
Steveb
- Apr 27
God wouldn't play dice with the universe, but will wallop you at Yahtzee
An old, white-haired fella down the pub called Bert Onepint claims he knows who invented rolling cubes. 'God invented dice but wouldn't...
stewartbarclay
- Apr 27
FIFA to open sponsorship talks with Beelzebub
Satan is reportedly in negotiations with FIFA to sponsor the football World Cup, with Hades likely to bid for the 2038 or 2042 event. A...
FlashArry
- Apr 27
Ofsted 'one word' assessment to be randomised
The school inspection body has announced that it will be continuing its one word assessment rating, but, in deference to recent...
eppursimuove
- Apr 26
Lib Dems “forgot to produce manifesto for London Mayoral candidate”
There was embarrassment at Lib Dem headquarters today as it was revealed no one had bothered to write a manifesto for their candidate for...
mcdabble
- Apr 26
Wrenfoe
- Apr 26
Labour to nationalize The Simpson's mono-rail
A spokeswoman insisted Starmer could be trusted to keep his pledge - unlike all the other times: 'We will 100% nationalize. Apart from...
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