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Jenkyns to recapture Britain's 'glorious past' by getting back in the kitchen
As a working class woman, Jenkyns will immediately be resigning her seat as an MP and her right to vote, and going back to work as a kitchen maid.

Sir Lupus
4 hours ago


New MeinCraft movie 'too woke'
Appealing to gamers and fascists - which are pretty much the same thing - Hollywood is combining the 20th century's most recognisable IPs.

Wrenfoe
8 hours ago


BBC will outsource future drama projects to Acton am-dram group
In the wake of another attack by Prime Minister Boris Johnson (you're not dreaming, he still is), the BBC announced a move that will no...

Chipchase
11 hours ago


Lockjaw
12 hours ago


Kemi Badenoch vows not to make pact with Reform UK until she does
Kemi Badenoch has stated 'I am in no way considering nor ever will consider making a deal with Nigel Farage, until I inevitably do'

watchermark
12 hours ago


Sparky offers human rewiring service
An electrician, who read a Grauniad article which said sudden cardiac arrest is caused by the heart’s electrical system not working properly, has set up a human rewiring service.

ModelMaker
1 day ago
Trump claims crowds still booing Biden
Hat tip to Spinal Tap

bigbadbob
1 day ago


Man shunned by mates over Dr Who disagreement
Criticism of Dr Who to be exterminated. EXTERMINATED! EXTERMINATED!

Chipchase
1 day ago


Horoscopes for May, by Dippy Dave
Aries Now is a good time to review your financial situation. Going bankrupt, or fleeing abroad, are both credible options and could be...
Lockjaw
1 day ago


Woman Says She May Have Opened Crisps By Mistake In Public
A woman who says she may have opened some crisps by mistake in public when she should have been paying attention at work has been...

Sarah Tipper
1 day ago
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