A bickering couple in Bromsgrove has caused Google Home to burst into flames after it was unable to figure out if anyone did actually pull their weight around the house, what her bloody mother’s opinions had to do with anything and why either of them bothered. [read...]
If you think that technology is already giving free rein for twats and psychos to make a mess of everything, you really haven’t seen anything yet, experts warned today. The ‘Internet of Things’, which has come of age in recent years and is expected to consist of about 50 billion objects by 2020, [read...]
Professor Stephen Hawking has backed the Labour Party to win the next general election, assuming the election takes place in a parallel universe.
In an article for The Times Professor Hawking wrote ‘On planet earth the Labour Party has as much chance of winning a snap election as I have of winning the 10-metre Platform diving gold at the next Olympics. [read...]
Yellow sprite Pacman has died while mourning his creator, Masaya Nakamur, his widow has revealed. Pacman at first enjoyed a lavish and hedonistic lifestyle, partying with the Space Invaders, but he soon complained about not being cast in other games, [read...]
Bose launched their long-awaited Trump-cancelling headphones today, with the promise that users will now be able to tune out from 99% of all bullshit emanating from the White House. The new ‘Trump-Reducer 35’ headphones are designed to sit comfortably with the user, [read...]