ScienceBiscuit
Leaked minutes from a recent SAGE meeting appear to reveal the Prime Minister’s Chief Adviser to be an extra-terrestrial from a planet he refers to a Covid 19. The minutes reveal that the UK’s top scientific advisers are all under the control of Cummings who occasionally emits an energy ray from his forehead to ensure they obey his will. [read...]
Boris Johnson’s lamentable record on protecting the British public, may have been caused by his failure to renew appropriate virus protection. Instead, Boris thought ‘malware’ was a seventeenth century cravat worn by Jacob Rees Mogg. [read...]
In his fight for a solution to the Coronavirus pandemic, the ‘invisible enemy attacking our Great American people’, President Donald Trump has appointed Mr Muscle to his health advisory scheme. “Mr Muscle has my Complete and Total Endorsement. [read...]
Leading scientist Dr John Dolittle was left facing the prospect of suspension from the medical profession and closure of his world-leading research lab today after an inspection by the Medical Research Council found dozens of breaches of basic research protocols. [read...]
As retro-tech rides high, with turntables and vinyl now must-haves on the wish lists of millennials and Hipsters everywhere, hot on the heels of Samsung’s new folding phone comes Apple’s latest offering, the iPhone CallBox. [read...]
