MyWife plc, a leading supplier of optimised ear-bending solutions for modern women, has announced that it has established a technology alliance with MyMatesGirlfriend Ltd., another major player in this fast-emerging market niche. [read...]
Tim Peake’s insistence on self-reflection after his six-month space journey, nearly two weeks after landing back on earth, is increasingly looking like a tactic to avoid household tasks, confirmed his family today.
‘To begin with, [read...]
The world of genetics has offered up its most staggering revelation yet. Having first hit us with the shock news that humans share about 96% of their DNA with chimpanzees and 50% of it with bananas, [read...]
A school pupil from Hull, who is at risk of failing his GCSEs this summer, has initiated a civil lawsuit against his parents due to ‘unacceptable DNA’. 15 year-old Ben Jones is seeking £1.3 million in damages as an insurance policy against the prospect of long-term unemployment. [read...]
Dear Respected One,
Permit me to express my deep sadness at the passing of Ray Tomlinson, the esteemed inventor of the email.
In my role as rightful heir to the Nigerian throne, [read...]