ScienceBiscuit
Mankind has been saved from cyborg assassins from 2029, by the last defence of humanity – a vaguely fuzzy image. Admitted one such Terminator: ‘We had plans to enslave mankind, but we were completely flummoxed by being asked to decipher your fiendishly complex mix of fonts’. [read...]
As the UK prepares to leave the EU it also has to consider how it will cope without access to the EU satellite navigation system it currently enjoys. ‘Sat Nav is useful,’ agreed a government minister, [read...]
The nation is said to be “nervous” after it was revealed earlier today that the prospect of driverless cars on our roads might just be a reality within a year, and the man picked to oversee it for the government is Chris Grayling. [read...]
It is estimated that up to as much as 0.3% or more of productive time is lost in offices every day through dithering over whether Mavis would prefer tea or coffee. A new Government service looks set to end the dithering and get Britain cracking on. [read...]
In a surprising development it emerged today that former Transport Secretary and chocolate fire guard enthusiast Chris Grayling was responsible for the recent Twitter hack in which the accounts of several high profile figures were taken over and used to extort bitcoins. [read...]
