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- Apr 16
'Hillsborough *sad face emoji*', Starmer tells The Sun
Standing resplendent in a 'I 💓Thatcher' t-shirt, our next PM declared his intention to found a Hillsborough Law - to protect any former...
stewartbarclay
- Apr 16
Angela Rayner is Keyser Soze confirm Conservatives
Capo dei capi Angela Rayner now stands accused of the Brinks Mat robbery, the disappearance of Shergar and being both Jack the Ripper and...
Chipchase
- Apr 16
Dyson reinvents the hammer
Not content charging the gormless well north of £300 pounds for a hairdryer, and almost £500 for hair straighteners, top inventor, James...
Steveb
- Apr 15
Portugal to have traditional sex festival
Because Portugal doesn't have enough national holidays and festivals going on throughout the year, Portuguese Tourism has voted...
NewsBiscuit
- Apr 15
Beyoncé & Jay-Z to be traded on the Dow Jones
With the release of their joint album ‘We’re stinking rich’, the pop duo insisted they had moved into Exxon Mobil musical-phase of their...
jbpage
- Apr 15
Shadow health secretary blames ‘woke nurses’ and ‘deep state’ for criticising NHS plans
Writing for ‘The Sun’, Wes Streeting today blamed ‘woke nurses’ and the ‘deep state’ for criticising his plans to smash up the NHS and...
Kit Caboodle
- Apr 15
"Don't worry, it's not loaded. The armourer checked before she gave it to me."
Winner: Modelmaker Runners-Up: "Come on Mistress Rayner, hand over that council house tax or else." (Dick Everyman); "Wrong, it was a gun...
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