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Eric Sanders, 37, of Carshalton, was said to be cock-a-hoop yesterday after successfully propelling a disinfectant toilet block a full circuit round a urinal drainage hole in the course of a single micturation.
Football fans who make offensive chants about wind turbines could face stiff jail sentences under plans to ‘get tough’ with climate change deniers.
‘About bloody time too,’ said her grandson, Sir Geoffrey Boycott. ‘I’ve been saying all summer that my grandmother is a better batsman than this lot.’
John Ashurst, TV pundit and veteran of the 1981 Toxteth riots in Liverpool today slammed what he called the ‘highly suspect’ techniques of many of the rioters who have wreaked havoc on English streets over the last few days.
Tension is growing among fans of attractive women in short white pleated skirts as the Ladies’ Prettiness Championship entered its final stages at Wimbledon.
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