Our man on the inside at Broadcasting House found this letter in a waste paper bin on the top floor, so we reckon that it is 110% genuine...

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Tory measures designed to equalise north/south disparity will result in the entire British Isles being below sea-level according to a...

Most news stories for the last month, and almost certainly for the next month, revolve around things that the Chancellor has neither ruled in, nor ruled out.

Britain's biscuit industry is reeling following the government's announcement that Police and Crime Commissioners will be scrapped.

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Millions of people around the country have pledged to give up cooling their beverages for the next month and send the ice cubes to the...

Wes Streeting is touted as a natural replacement for Keir Starmer - someone we can universally despise.

'It's a special edition of Dr Who in which the doctor, played by an in-form Nigel Farage, takes on a bunch of shifty, treacherous French humanoid machines called the Garlics who want to subject Britain to European rule again.'

Campaigning is underway amongst candidates vying for the top job in British broadcasting: Suit-General of the BBC.