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ModelMaker
Oct 8, 2025


Jenrick's speech 'sounded better in the original German'
Some people may have listened to the speech Robert Jenrick gave to the Tory party conference with mounting alarm, said a spokesman for...

Jeremynh
Oct 8, 2025


Tories offer to get young people on Rwandan Housing Ladder
Speaking to a room of seats at the Conservative Party Conference, the shadow chancellor announced a merger of classic policies to create...

James_doc
Oct 7, 2025


Farage to be nominated for volunteering award
‘Volunteering is when you do something for free’, a spokesman explained. ‘For example, if I’m paid by the Council to pick up litter but...

Sully
Oct 7, 2025


Brexiteers slowly returning to the primordial soup claims leading anthropologist
A leading anthropologist has put forward the theory that people who voted in favour of Britain leaving the European Union in 2016 are...
Danny Soz
Oct 7, 2025



ModelMaker
Oct 7, 2025


Jeff Bezos: Saviour Of The World
The world has fallen prostrate at the feet of Amazon warehouse king, Jeff Bezos. Despite the best efforts of the police, various...

sketchly
Oct 7, 2025
Lockjaw
Oct 6, 2025


Quitting bombing could be tough for Israeli war cabinet
"If you've been bombing Gaza constantly for two years, you may experience severe withdrawal pangs from a ceasefire," Dr Hiram S....

Jeremynh
Oct 6, 2025


Ironically early Christmas adverts just as annoying as the real thing
Ironic Christmas adverts that call attention to how absurdly early they are airing are just as irritating as the real thing, according to...
Dan.F
Oct 6, 2025


What the farage? - Noleg Farageov is secret British triple bluff to fool Putin
A double agent for both MI5 and MI6 has confirmed that Noleg Farageov is a sweet, sweet play to con Russia into believing they've...

Steveb
Oct 6, 2025


Mary Magdalene: "Shit, He's buggered off!"
Winner: Sinnick Runners-Up: "As basement flats go I've seen worse - it does have natural daylight." (SirLupus); "Another successful...

Kit Caboodle
Oct 6, 2025
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