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writer: Bobski

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Buckingham Palace staff have discovered around £1bn stuffed in a mattress in the Queen's bedchamber. "We always knew she kept a few bob...

A new play by feminist firebrand Boudicca Screech opened last night at The Reclaimed Industrial Space in fashionable east London....

"We hired Chris Mason as our political editor because he sees right inside your head," a BBC AI bot with a crystal ball told reporters....

Andrew Scott PhD has been fascinated by marine biology since seeing Daryl Hannah play a mermaid in Splash. ‘I never had much luck with...

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Senior civil servants 'seriously considered' telling the Queen that bears sh*t in the woods and that the Pope is a Catholic, according to...

In their latest attempt to appear tough on immigration, the government has announced that all detained asylum seekers above the age of...

James Moorhouse, chartered accountant, has come to the realisation that his Personal Trainer is just a man, rather like himself. ‘I’ve...

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In what is thought to be a Parliamentary first, Reform PLC has decided to branch out into estate agency work - sourcing, selling and...