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As the queues to see the Queen lying in state get longer and longer, the government has helpfully released a series of new common-sense...

From Our Royal Correspondent: The President caused some embarrassment at the State Banquet by consuming most of the cutlery on display....

In an unprecedented move that has shocked the world of cinema, actress Olivia Colman has said no to an offer of work. “Sorry, I just...

Nightmare on Elm Street star Freddie Kruger has become the latest character to defect to another horror franchise. Kruger has been a...

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Further to our earlier instruction, where we stated inmates, sorry, residents were to remain in their accommodation for the duration of...

The CEO of Twitter, also known as X by as many as three people, has admitted that the British electoral system is more than a Twitter...

Warning: this live report contains harrowing scenes which some might find discombobulating... A man from Bracknell is in the early stages...

Brennt Paris?

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The King of Self-Inflicted Wounds has declared a national shortage of rakes and not enough zippers to trap his peni$ in. The PM's...

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