All blank spaces in Britain - such as the space between the ears of most Farage voters - must now be filled with British flags. Once...

The law brought in to prevent puppies and kittens from being sold by pet shops is to be extended to include convicted racists. 'Puppies...

Winner: DickEveryman Runners-Up: "I think ordering the mushy pea flavoured cones was a mistake." (Lockjaw); "That's an unusual flavour -...

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In what’s beginning to look like an annual problem, Edinburgh City Council have announced that a huge pile of rubbish from all over the...

A family outing isn't cheap these days and keeping the kids amused during the school holidays is difficult. But there are things that you...

The government has run a trial project identifying benefit fraud where claimants leaving the UK for more than eight weeks have their...

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The government continues to deny an imminent plague pandemic, despite disturbing warnings and signs that keep popping up. Journalists are...

Emboldened by the success of other genocidal maniacs, Halflings have decided to segregate New Zealand between those who get second...

Following the debacle in Alaska and the love-in in Washington the political elders agree it's time Putin (or whichever stand-in is...

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