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Labour to lower voting age until they find a voter
Having seen his polling numbers tank, the PM is desperate to find any person naïve enough to vote for him. The hope is 16-17 year olds...

Wrenfoe
Jul 22, 2025


Metrology Crisis As Size Of Wales Increases
The current wave of searing heat blazing its way across the United Kingdom is creating acute difficulties for all those involved in the...

Titus
Jul 22, 2025


Funeral of world’s longest-serving KFC employee
Respects, and RIP
Lockjaw
Jul 22, 2025


You know the school holidays have started when...
When all the shops that sell school uniforms are urging parents to purchase September's clothing ahead of the annual growth spurt. ...

Throngsman
Jul 22, 2025


Keir Starmer, the invisible leader
A new study by the Institute for Political Awareness reveals that most UK citizens don’t know who the Prime Minister is. When asked...

Guest Author
Jul 21, 2025


Earth to be Recycled
Earth to be Recycled They've only gone and done it again, despite the court order. The editorial team at NewsBiscuit have compiled...

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Jul 21, 2025


Warren Buffett puts his fortune in Greggs
Warren Buffett, known as the Sage of Omaha for reasons probably only known to Americans who know where Omaha is (estimated at < 10%), has...

Throngsman
Jul 21, 2025


Master Chef’s Floor Manager and Producer Satisfied That all Traces of Greg Wallace Have Been Removed.
Winner: DickEveryman Runners-Up: "Our earrings got tangled up in August '24 and we've been like this ever since." (FlashArry); "Welcome...

Kit Caboodle
Jul 21, 2025


Six ways to stay cool
There are extreme temperatures across most of the UK. A significant health risk comes from the heat inside people's homes. So how can we...
Walter Eagle
Jul 21, 2025


Lockjaw
Jul 21, 2025


Fired? Jolly japes to leave your new replacement - a Conservative list
Spaffed your job up a wall and been replaced by some noob? Why not leave a few tricks and jokes for the newbie, hilarity will definitely...
BillClay
Jul 21, 2025


AI amazing or rubbish - 18 new acronyms designed to help or complicate
We call it all AI because it's easier. But there are different types of AI, some of which aren't AI at all. Humans require new language...

Steveb
Jul 20, 2025


15 Years of Typos - a NewsBiscuit Anthology
15 Years of Typos NewsBiscuit ( newsbiscuit.com ) was created in September 2006 by TV writer and author John O’Farrell to provide the UK...

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Jul 20, 2025
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