Donald Trump has claimed that, as well as being lower than the real death count from coronavirus in China, the US toll is also lower than a host of other countries that he just made up. [read...]
Dominic Cummings, the Chief Advisor to the Prime Minister, has announced that he will aim to make contact with the Coronavirus using telepathy. Cummings, who is currently self-isolating after experiencing symptoms of Covid 19, released a statement on Friday in which he outlined his plans. [read...]
Following the government’s ‘administrative mix up’ that led to the UK not taking part in Europe-wide tenders for ventilators, a number of conservative MPS have come forward to volunteer themselves to act as ventilators to ease the shortage. [read...]
James Carrick, 35, from Islington, has spoken of his ‘terrifying ordeal’ after his plan to access priority shopping with a fake NHS ID backfired. ‘It’s not worth it guys,’ he said.
‘Sure, I got two days of easy access to pasta and loo rolls. [read...]
The Coronavirus epidemic is actually a cunning ploy by the Baby Boom generation to screw around with everyone else once more before they go, or in many cases, while they actually go, it has emerged. [read...]