Cold sufferers ditch tissues for ‘willfully complex’ Dyson Noseblade
Harnessing the power of twin cyclones, Dyson’s Noseblade offers a needlessly expensive solution to the mundane problem of feeling a bit under the weather.
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Harnessing the power of twin cyclones, Dyson’s Noseblade offers a needlessly expensive solution to the mundane problem of feeling a bit under the weather.
Tabloid columnists were up in arms today after battalions of overzealous health and safety officials – dubbed ‘Health and Safety Nazis’ – were seen marching across the Polish border wearing hard hats and high-visibility jackets, and armed to the teeth with clipboards and pens.
Doctors have warned that an extended exposure to health warnings may be detrimental to your health and are calling for a ceiling on the number of medical scare stories to a maximum of 5 per week.
‘He just clammed up and looked very strange as soon as I started explaining about my thick smelly discharge.’
The NHS has come under fire after a Panorama programme showed that it is ‘systematically failing’ lovesick Britons by cutting the number of ‘leurve’ doctors trained to deliver emotional and erotic first aid.