A former scaffolder from Luton has realised a lifelong ambition and turned himself from Mr. Universe finalist into a puny, pigeon-toed tech nerd. Greg Michaels, now a computer programmer at BASystems, says it took him months of intensive training to turn himself from a ripped, [read...]
Your new flat share, Glenys, has become a nightmare, although when she came to view the accommodation she seemed to be a perfect fit for the minimalist dynamic of a utilitarian warehouse conversion, so you had no hesitation in offering the room to her. [read...]
Hurt that his recent attacks on German companies have gone unreported, Mark François, in a desperate bid to appear relevant has barricaded himself inside his WW2 Anderson Shelter.
His long suffering wife Maud, their cat Overlord, [read...]
The incident occurred on the 10:26 train from Birmingham to Kings Cross on Thursday morning. The strangers, Kevin and Julie Young, were sitting opposite Ms Harris for the whole journey and not once did she give herself away or even preach at them. [read...]
Friends are becoming increasingly concerned for a man who visited the restaurant toilet over 20 minutes ago, unaware that he remains unable to commit to any one of the seven available urinals. Colin Dobson is getting a right sweat on and an increasingly agitated bladder, [read...]