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ChrisF
- 2 days ago
Man confirms plan to watch sh!tloads of snooker
A man has confirmed his plans to watch a frankly ridiculous amount of snooker over the next 2 weeks. Mike McBride, 46, has cleared his...
Throngsman
- 3 days ago
Rishi reveals his masterplan
Following the press statement by the Prime Minister the inevitable questions have been circulating. When are they going? When is HE...
sockpuppet
- 3 days ago
Corporate bankers complain they're not getting respect from Cockney rhymers
A spokeswonk for the Institute of Corporate Bankers, Hank Kranchor, has expressed displeasure that his members do not seem to be getting...
Lockjaw
- 3 days ago
Throngsman
- 3 days ago
Government to legislate against raised eyebrows
With the right to hold a peaceful protest legislated against successfully, and with personal freedoms trampled on with impunity, the...
Steveb
- 4 days ago
Ginsters 'taste the airfart' campaign follows through
Pie-making heroes of the FMCG (Fartal Movement Consumer Goods) market, Ginsters have struck 'above the line' advertising gold. By using...
NewsBiscuit
- 4 days ago
Dec to go to the toilet ‘unaided’ for the first time
Not only will Declan Donnelly be hosting programmes by himself, but the minuscule presenter will be attempting many activities solo for...
mcdabble
- 4 days ago
Jeremy Clarkson has Diddly Squatters
Jeremy Clarkson, star of Top Gear, issued a statement saying that he will resist any attempt to squat on his farm. After Gordon Ramsey's...
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