UK-Biscuit
A leaked memo has revealed that the Government is considering raising the state pension age to ‘one day after your heart stops working’. At 75, this pension will be past the life expectancy of parts of the UK and only obtainable if you are a White Walker or Dr. [read...]
All snacks sold on British roadways will be made fit for human consumption by 2040, The Ministry of Transport, in conjunction with the major service station chains, has announced. The move is part of a Europe-wide campaign to phase out ‘dirty’ [read...]
Brexit Party leader and media wallflower, Nigel Farage, has vented his frustration at not being rewarded in the New Year’s Honours and given the royal family a piece of his mind from far, far away on the other side of the world. [read...]
In what’s being described as “the end of an era” the last paper copy of a British porn magazine rolls off the presses today. Shaved and Horny now sits alone on the top shelf of Britain’s newsagents’, [read...]
News that many UK farms face ruin and bankruptcy if the UK crash out of the EU without a trade deal has alerted oligarchs and sheiks around the globe. Many farmers say they would simply go out of business if Boris Johnson follows through with his threat to leave the EU – [read...]
