UK-Biscuit
Philip Stevens, 36, from Camberley, has admitted that he is terrified that Chancellor Rishi Sunak might announce the end of the furlough scheme in this week’s budget speech.
Stephens was furloughed on 11 April last year and has been enjoying the 80% salary but cannot for the life of him remember what it is that he actually does for a living. [read...]
Scientists have identified a new variant of Prime Minister Boris Johnson that has emerged in UK. There have a been number of variants of Boris Johnson throughout his time as Prime Minister, and experts suggest, [read...]
The health secretary said it was too soon for ordinary people to plan anything for this summer as there were still some surprisingly good bargains to be had here in the UK. [read...]
I sent her a message saying “U OK hun” and one of those face symbol things but she didn’t even reply [read...]
Mr Gove insisted the hold-up is only temporary and that soon every lorry driver in Great Britain will be accompanied by a dusky maiden bearing libations of honeyed ale and KFC bargain buckets. [read...]
