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Cross Channel foot passengers facing migrant ‘piggy-backing’ misery
Foot passengers returning to the UK from day trips to Calais are being subjected to attempts by illegal migrants to stow away inside their personal belongings. [read...]
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Neighbours “betrayed” as gay couple found out to be just friends
In a leafy suburb of South London there was disappointment and anger after two men in their late thirties, who had been living together for over a year, were discovered to be just friends. ‘I assumed they were a nice gay couple,’ [read...]
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Heathrow expansion to include Sudetenland
As MPs debate the merits of a ‘Third Runway and Reich’, many are worried about the environmental impact, the promise of ‘budget holidays in our time’ and the annexation of parts of Surrey. Neither has the sinister spread of Heathrow been helped by the sight of brown-shirted flight attendants and proposed bombing raids to Magaluf…. [read...]
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May to give NHS ‘birthday present’ of HMV vouchers
Despite claiming to have found another £20bn for the NHS in left over change from the DUP, the Prime Minister has drawn up a gift list involving socks, scented candles and an ironically titled ‘self-help’ [read...]
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Britain breathes a massive sigh as Colour is trooped
For weeks now tension has been building with the country seemingly paralysed by an almost palpable feeling of tense excitement, foreboding and uncertainty. [read...]