UK-Biscuit
Leaders of the European Union have reacted swiftly to Brexit news by planning to fill the void with a someone a little less picky about concepts of democracy and who is rarely troubled by migrants. [read...]
Jeremy Vine has been kept in a cruel and artificial state of pre-election arousal for nearly three weeks, human rights campaigners have claimed. Usually after an election like the mayoral/council one in May, Vine is brought slowly and safely to a ‘soft landing’ by sharing a thermos of tea and a chat about 80’s hits with Ken Bruce. [read...]
Dishevelled, debauched and strongly smelling of cheap cider, the British electorate are bracing themselves for the mother-of-all referendum hangovers. [read...]
A cache of 400 hundred roman tablets has revealed that ancient Londoners spent much of their time bickering over whether they should remain part of Roman Empire. The tablets, dating from toga and orgy times, [read...]
In an attempt to monetize money and increase the value of the pound, the Bank of England has taken the unlikely decision to feature adverts on their new range of plastic currency. By linking with industry, [read...]
