UK-Biscuit
‘This year’s crop of literary creations features the grittiest crime, fantasy and romantic writing from some of the best imaginations ever to escort a witness down a police station staircase,’ said chairman of judges, [read...]
A leading fireman who should have been at work putting out fires in the London area had gone missing for several weeks earlier in the year ‘in order to work on his gold handicap’ admitted a spokesperson for the LFB The fireman in question missed five important house fires across February and March and left… [read...]
Reluctant father of three, Tony Strafe, has been officially warned after blaming his lateness to morning Zoom meetings on his “Hellish commute up to his study.” Tony, an insurance broker at Wender’s and Co, has been working from home for four weeks now, [read...]
UK ironing figures have fallen for the third week in a row, to reach an all time low of just 3.2%. With the majority of the country’s workforce now confined to their homes, pride in personal appearance has nosedived. [read...]
The government has stepped into the row as to whether Eamonn Holmes really exists or not. Alok Sharma Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy has taken the unprecedented step of issuing a statement linking the existence of Eamonn Holmes with the continuing roll out of the 5G network. [read...]
