UK-Biscuit
Buckingham Palace have revealed that the husband of Queen Elizabeth II and scourge of political correctness, will no longer be touring working men’s clubs with his Bernard Manning tribute act. The Duke was always a firm favourite at the Royal Variety Performance, [read...]
The reason for all the offensive and ill-informed tweets and public statements Katie Hopkins has made over the last few years has finally become clear, as she announced that she was bidding to take over Prince Philip’s job now that he’s stepping down. [read...]
Dorset police believe a bumble bee that flew straight in to the path of an oncoming car may have taken its own life. An inquiry into what was initially believed to be a routine, if tragic, [read...]
Documents released under the one thousand year rule have revealed that the referendum carried out by Britons in 1016 now show the King, King Ethelred, was actually extremely ready, despite the eventual vote ending up split 52% to 48% to the opposite. [read...]
A Daventry-based multi-millionaire says he has no intention of leaving his hometown in spite of his prodigious income from doing chuff-all. Clive Findlay (57) is earning an average of £1,445 a day due to some improbable sounding ‘simple trick’ [read...]
