UK-Biscuit
Squiffy haired pus machine and Prime Minister of the Twilight Zone, Boris Johnson has stopped the world as we know it coming to an end. Somehow, he has managed to achieve the impossible by applying his bumbling, [read...]
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that he may be close to to a cure for poorly thought out COVID-19 analogies, after nearly nine months of metaphors, implausible comparisons and public schoolly personalisation of the deadly coronavirus. [read...]
Britain’s savvy kids have topped their Christmas wish-lists this year by asking Santa for six-figure Covid-related government handouts. Usually, the Christmas best-sellers are games consoles, bikes, phones, or Bitcoin. 2020’s children, being forced to be news-aware, [read...]
Found guilty of breaching the Ministerial Code for bullying, no further action will be taken against Priti Patel – other than a request from the PM’s Office for photos. Rather than seen as a problem, [read...]
Government sources have confirmed that the extra Bank Holiday in 2022, to celebrate Queen Elizabeth’s 70 years on the throne, can only go ahead if the Monarch is still breathing at the time. “She could be gaga or comatose but must definitely have a pulse. [read...]
