UK-Biscuit
The Prime Minister has taken the unusual step of tying any meaningful Brexit decision to April 1st, to maximise levels of ridicule and mirth. Explained a spokeswoman for No. 10: ‘Regardless of the outcome, I think we can assume that the whole thing is a joke’ [read...]
Theresa May has rejected claims that the tomato plants in her greenhouse died because of cutbacks to their water supply. Talking during a visit to Salisbury Mrs May said there was absolutely no evidence to support claims that the plants died because they had not been given essential supplies. [read...]
Following a two-year investigation the Electoral Commission has concluded that the single biggest influence on the 2016 Referendum was a bloke down the pub. Having interviewed millions of Leave voters who all agreed that the lies peddled by Boris Johnson, [read...]
A man says his wife is being held captive by a WhatsApp Group that was only intended to arrange her friend Helen’s surprise 40th but has continued unabated ever since. Chris Young, 43, from Bromsgrove, [read...]
Chris Grayling has announced today that a new contract to manage the UK’s Space Agency has been awarded to a wholesale fireworks distributor based in Watford called Night Sky. And in what’s being seen as a rather ambitious move Night Sky’s Chief Executive Officer, [read...]
