One daily editor told reporters on his team ‘It’s crucial we refresh our readers’ rightful sense of moral outrage about this story. The search for more details about what happened, what clothes they were wearing and whether my wife would look nice in them is entirely justified. [read...]
As a result of the interim report from the Grenfell Inquiry the trustees of the Stonehenge have announced that they are installing sprinklers in the ancient monument. ‘English Heritage and National Trust have found it necessary and their properties are only visited by a handful of pensioners every year,’ said a Stonehenge spokesman, [read...]
Wildlife watchers have descended on B&Q’s Margate branch, following reports that a customer claims to have seen of one of their now almost mythical shop assistants. A BBC Natural History Unit camera crew is also camped out in the car park hoping to capture exclusive footage for David Attenborough’s next project. [read...]
Dozens of wealthy people who risked losing thousands of pounds in bankrolling the Tory general election campaign have received their well deserved awards in the New Year’s honours list. Brave donors who willingly gave up to £50,000, [read...]
The signature tune to the much-loved soap opera Coronation Street will become Britain’s post-Brexit national anthem according to an announcement from Buckingham Palace.
‘We toyed with that and the signature tune to Eastenders in an attempt to find something that typified the new national mood,’ [read...]