UK-Biscuit
A Vodafone user has been unable to ditch his girlfriend because his signal is total wank, it has emerged. Mobile phone owner and horny first-year student, Sean Wilson, has been trying to phone partner, Sophie Goodier, [read...]
Unite Leader Len McCluskey has today called on his members to ‘show up at work and make sure things go smoothly’ in a bid to disrupt this year’s Olympic games in London. [read...]
The editor of the Daily Mail Geordie Greig has spontaneously combusted following reports that thousands of foreign rainclouds could be heading for the UK. Suspicions of a swamping were raised by the newspaper when BBC weather reporter Carol Kirkwood mentioned France and Ireland by name. [read...]
British burglars today delivered a petition to the Prime Minister demanding British burglars for British homes in the wake of the ‘burglary tourism’ scandal. After a Chilean gang of burglars were discovered to be behind hundreds of break-ins across Britain, [read...]
ITV has revealed it’s pinning its hopes on a new quiz entertainment programme to oust BBC’s Strictly Come Dancing as king of the weekend prime time shows this Autumn. A Bucket of Shite, basically a revamped version of 321 for the new millennium, [read...]
