UK-Biscuit
The National Trust has thrown open its doors to welcome working class visitors, having carefully removed all the antique silver and porcelain plates. New signs have been erected encouraging people to pee in historic stairwells and draw moustaches on 18th century oil paintings. [read...]
Home Secretary Priti Patel today announced plans to despatch the Royal Navy to deal with some increasing desperate scenes at an Ipswich based swimming baths. [read...]
Nigel Farage today detailed his party’s response to the recent rise in migrants trying to cross the channel, by unveiling a fleet of militarised, patriotic pedalos that will set sail later this week. [read...]
The prime minster and Home Secretary Priti Patel have announced a recruitment drive for new police roles, to reduce rising crime rates on Britain’s Soap Operas. EastEnders currently only features one ex-cop, Jack Branning, and he was bent. [read...]
Fears are growing that Pramface favourite Primark could be the latest High Street stalwart forced to go into administration under the metaphorical and literal weight of clothes that chubster lockdowners have been returning to stores. [read...]
