Justice ‘Overrated’, claims Justice Secretary
The Police are to be given a role in deciding whether or not a defendant receives legal aid support, under new proposals from Chris Grayling.
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Britain to send arms to ‘Murder Dem Batty Boy’ gang in bid to end the war on drugs
Britain is to extend its policy of arms dealer diplomacy to its own War on Drugs, in a move that will see Cruise Missiles supplied to the Murder Dem Batty Boys gang in Croydon.
Police launch crackdown on counterfeit orgasms
Scotland Yard has today launched its biggest operation yet to tackle the huge surge in fake orgasms and protect the quality of British people’s sex lives.
Straight man attacked by gang of vicious homosexuals
The victim told reporters that earlier that evening he had been the subject of a series of bitingly waspish remarks from what had either been two men and a woman, one man and two women, three very effeminate men or three very butch women.
Fire Service needs Transformers, concludes independent report
Fire and rescue services would be much better if staffed by ultra-powered giant robots, according to an independent review commissioned by the Government.
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