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- 5 days ago
Race to be the first writer of bitter, sweet comedy drama called ‘Social Distancing’.
Script writers up and down the country are rushing to be the first to capitalize on the rich creative vein that is Coronavirus – working...
Wrenfoe
- 5 days ago
New coffee cup lid promises to soak your entire shirt
'We wanted to develop something that would leave you arid but your chest drenched. The current industry standard is 25% liquid in your...
Modelmaker
- 5 days ago
Steveb
- 5 days ago
Labour messaging stifled because Angela Rayner wouldn't share her Smarties in 1989
Keir Starmer is unable to get any political messaging across because The Waily Male is monopolising the news cycle with spurious...
Midfield Diamond
- 6 days ago
FA Cup final to be moved from Wembley to Dubai
In order to protect the Premier League’s richest owners from not sportswashing enough money, next year’s FA Cup final will be staged in...
Modelmaker
- 6 days ago
deskpilot
- 6 days ago
Voldemort to enter US presidential race
Voldemort, arch-nemesis of Harry Potter, is set to enter the US presidential race as an independent candidate. Voldemort has conjured up...
deskpilot
- 6 days ago
Boomerang Airways to fly asylum seekers to Rwanda
The government has awarded the contract to fly asylum seekers to Rwanda to a new airline called Boomerang Airways. A spokesman for...
apepper
- 7 days ago
Liz Truss "forgotten" where she's MP for
Former PM and alternative lettuce, Liz Truss has admitted that she's forgotten where she's the MP for. "Of course I'd know it if I saw...
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